With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.
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Bazinga!
Outstanding.
[dying]
Ha!
THE HOROSCOPE WAS RIGHT AGAIN
Ha!
Ha!
Jesus, that's grim. Grim and awesome.
I gotta say, for me, the most surprising part of this story is that there's a deranged criminal associated with the Dallas Mavericks organization, and Dirk Nowitzki hasn't proposed marriage yet.
"Seems like a smart purchase!"
She looks like Heather Locklear's dead body.
I say we keep going with the whole making-football-more-like-fantasy initiative. One sweet thing the NFL could import from my fantasy would be to have a huge fucking dragon swab its asshole with Tim Tebow.
Erg, I love you, but this one-sentence reply to some random guy does not a Sidespin post make.
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(Somebody had to do it.)
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Oh p'shaw. You've been a star Deadspin commenter since forever, and Sidespin is for everybody. Please feel free to post stuff. I'm glad you're liking the Foodspins.