Oh come on, surely we can find another career for a guy with so much heart and passion.

Weird. An entire nudie mag without even one pair of artificial boobs in it.

Ha!

Unappetizing as this story is, I'm just glad to see someone finally break the LA Dodgers' stranglehold on the "sucking assholes" tag.

[sighs]

Call me crazy, but I think he'd be a great fit in the Arena league!

You got it.

I added you, Erg. Please do be the one guy who ever posts things. We need some things to be posted.

Hey assbutts, this is some guy with your irregular reminder that there's a whole other site on the internet, called Sidespin. This is the name of the dumb bad place where Deadspinners go to play word games and not post things ever. We have fun. Check it out. Let me know if you would also like to play word games…

OK, sure, but how often do famous writers publicly react badly to not getting the award nominations they want?

No, I just think it means they've hit on a funny way to acknowledge and have a little fun with overstuffed professional writers who get bent out of shape about not winning the awards they want. Just because Kevin Costner and Stephen Spielberg have both won Best Director Oscars doesn't mean the Academy thinks the…

First off, I don't recall reading anywhere above where anyone says the two things you describe are "somehow equivalent."

Howdy fellers!

No, because the Kings are already soaked down with headcase chuckers, and it'd be particularly Kings-y to add yet another one.

Oh man, I can't wait for the Seattlemento Sonings to spend a lottery pick on this dude.

Hecklers - sports hecklers, comedy hecklers, music show hecklers, all hecklers - are the absolute lowest form of life on earth, now and forever. Robin Ficker is a piece of shit.

I'm so sorry, Erg. That's awful.

Ha!

You're on. Post some good stuff.

Sure, what the hell.