Meh, I know this is entirely anecdotal and arbitrary, but I'm a VIB and have a very non-Asian last name, and I couldn't access my account yesterday either. So maybe it's targeted at Asian and Scottish customers?

Naw, man - smoking weed is what you do at the Dairy Queen, no? Out back? And then the smorgasbord awaits. And I mean look at the guy. He does, u kno it.

Exactly. Exactly. This happened to me when I was at university, I was 19. I'd asked the guy to my house, I did want to sleep with him, it got...awful...but it felt like I had asked for it, that I should have known, that I should be okay with it somehow. I have actually never told anyone about it at all. I hadn't…

Someone on my block has one of those rats on their front step, and one of my dogs, who is a husky/something-something cross, and has a bit of thing about squirrels, is absolutely convinced that it's a squirrel sitting really still. He goes for it every time we pass. I keep telling him "Sweetie it's not real!" and…

Possibly inappropriate, but you can't deny he's right.

More of a public service kind of thing, that. I'm down.

I am not convinced of this Love Calculator. It gives my ex and me an 89% chance of success, and we know how THAT worked out, and Idris Elba scores higher than my current chap (who I'm not giving up for anything, fyi - no, not even Idris!) but the person who scores highest is my dog. Mind you, there may be something in…

You need a playmate relationship - mutual affection, but you're both really just there for the sex. It's not even like friends-with-benefits, which implies a friendship separate from the benefits (at least to me) but really just (I say just, but it is actually an awesome relationship) a sexual relationship.

Oh my god, WOT A PRICK.

Me too. Slept with one guy with definitely micropeen, it wasn't longer than a chapstick erect, and I couldn't feel it at all in me, but that would have been fine if he'd made any effort to get me off any other way. Or hadn't been just generally a dick as soon as the clothes were off. My current guy is very…

The Frenzied Leopard - made me spit my tea all over my desk. Now look what you've done.

I once typed "fucksake" (I mean, that's an obvious one, right?) and got "duck sale." Because that's a thing.

That helps.

Sure, but similarly, if you want to do it the other way, and co-sleep and breastfeed for a year, and whatnot, let's not have people judging that that's over-parenting or in any way in the same league as planning every minute of your kid's time or other helicoptery things. It is perfectly possible to be completely…

Absolutely! None of these practices is in any way over-parenting. We co-slept with our kid, and I credit that with her (and us!) sleeping through the night from about the second week, because we could breastfeed without really waking up. Plus, jesus, most of the world lives like that. It's not revolutionary.

I've never been a helicopter mom by any stretch of the imagination, and am not still married. I don't think the two things are linked. I think either you have a good relationship, fundamentally on the same page, going into parenthood, in which case the relationship will be fine, or you don't, and parenthood shines a…

You know, if your marriage is ruined by children, it probably wasn't going to last anyway. Having kids makes all the things you don't agree about more obvious; it's a lot harder to skirt around issues, and they wind up ballooning. If you actually fundamentally have a good relationship, kids won't ruin it, they'll just…

MANY more fucks to get, though!

Persuaded myself that I could ignore the ravings of a religious meat-eating climate-change denier because he was kinda cute. Got the fuck (it wasn't even very good) then threw him out.

Twinsies! After a loooooong bad marriage, I joined OKCupid, and wound up getting tied up and given (up to 20 in one night) orgasms on the regular. Fuck marriage!