so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.

I have to say that I really really like your articles. Well done.

As a general matter, most people don't enter the criminal justice system for the first time as an armed robber or murderer. Marijuana is one of the primary gateways into the system. After arrest and conviction, employers and landlords are within their rights to discriminate against felons. This makes it harder, if not…

Yes, my point is that some criminals are good people. At the very least my point is that criminal defendants have more nuanced and complicated lives than "you did a bad thing therefore you are a bad person." It's almost never that straightforward.

UGH CRYING UGH.

I think they're cute. I like the little fuzzy indents where their eyes should be.

Women who can make a decent pie don't need to prowl 50 bars with baked goods in hopes of finding love. #Pie4Life #ohSNAP

Just try to relax into it.

Are...Are you Ok?

FOR REAL. Fuck this bullshit ass "joke".

Oh man I thought I was being really clever by always opening an incognito window before typing "why can't I stop pooping???" into google

the study lists four: gratings/lattices/honeycombs/checkerboards, tunnels/cones, cobwebs, and spirals — that constantly reoccured, even in disconnected geographic regions

LOL everyone knows no one would ever want to marry a fat black woman. HILARITY.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE LOVE REGINA SPEKTOR SO MUCH?!? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AMANDA PALMER IS THE BEST THING EVER?!? FUCK YOU, FAKE FEMINISTS!!!

I'm not from Texas, I'm not even american, but this kind of thing makes me sick!

Is this Lil' Dick Perry's office? Good.

Personally, I am in favor of abortion until the 976th month.

Why doesn't Texas just ban women? That would solve everything. Then these sexually-repressed, Bible-thumping, overweight men can fulfill their fantasies of fucking each other.

While I doubt Perry will have trouble signing the bill, will the bill be able to be blocked in the courts like they were in Wisconsin and elsewhere?

I don't know why you're getting jumped on thos this sentiment, I fully agree with you. Maybe it's a matter of semantics and people are bristling at your use of the word "civilized"? I'm really into punk but I'm also into manners. The Honey Boo Boo clan's poverty or "redneckness" aren't an excuse for their lack of…