I need offspring so they can guard the sorcerer's tomb after I die, as we have been doing for thousands of years in my family. If the family line is broken there will be nothing to protect the realm from the sorcerer's dark magics.

I am currently in a relationship with someone 20 years older than me (I am 29) and it's wonderful. He already has a daughter via his exwife and is sterilized, and I don't want any kids so it works! We have lots of similar interests, hobbies, and the way we view the world that it's not really that odd to me.

I've always…

That's only because back in your day, you had to walk 15 miles to the store to buy a razor. And that was only if you were lucky enough to be able to afford one. Otherwise, you had to fashion one out of a cow pie.

I know what brands work for me. I would check the return policy before buying. But I always buy online and as long as it's in my size, and I'ven't gained or lost weight, I haven't had a problem yet. There are lots of bra blogs out there for DD+ that talk about fit issues with certain brands, almost every blog I follow…

I get skittish about buying bras online. What if they don't fit? We're talking a walk into a fitting room for a "Yea or Nay" desicion stretched out over three weeks.

I am a Boob Goth, I want all my bras to be black! There aren't any proper malls in the city limits, but I think the one on the otherside of the river might have a Macy's? Will check out, thanks!

Macy's, my friend. It sounds backasswards but their bras have a broad $ range and a decent selection of pretty bras. I am currently a 32D and they even have pretty ones in this weird ass size! Oh! And they are not strictly black, white or nude!

You might want to try brastop and Ebay. Once I got a 34L for $10 with shipping it was less than $20.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

This is an amazing article, Thank You. It's not even a matter of whether I do or don't want kids. I haven't thought too hard about it because I am terrified I would lose my shit like this on a constant basis. I only have second hand accounts on what it's like to be raised by good parents, I don't know if that is…

I literally cannot afford bras that fit me. I have a 36ish rib cage and a bigger than DD cup size. $50 dollars for a bra? Um, I spend less than that on food a week.

He wears your granddad's clothes.

I saw this yesterday. Then today I saw this: http://www.alternet.org/drugs/cops-ple…

Shout out to that Haitian granny! my Haitian grandmother used to make Lambi (Conch) and that weird ass rice with cloves and peas in it all the time.

That Amanda Bynes tweet is from a parody account ARNanda Bynes...

I used Hydroxycut, in conjunction with totally over hauling the amount of food I ate, and exerscising every day. And I was lost weight! Like, all the weight! 3 months in I went from 140 lbs to just under 120. (I'm 5'3) it was pretty great until I started coughing up blood, like all the blood. My boyfriend called an…

At the end of the aisle, a rather mannish-looking woman with a broad chest

Fuck off.

"Kwan also believes that within in the next 60,000 years or so, humans will be able to control the genome and thus construct themselves in the image and likeness of their favorite Precious Moments figurine"

Duh! To you guys wondering about why these models are white. Clearly everyone wants to be white and in the future…