AMEN. Thank you. Nothing I hate more than a bunch of gloating, self righteous, sanctimonious zealots promoting jesus LIKE that is going to help anyone. Yes, I have been a recipient of this so YA speaking from experience. What do we need in a 3rd world country with starving children? Here is what we dont need -…

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I clicked through to see the lil Kim picture, thinking it was Kim Kardashian. I was so confused/horrified.

So we're all agreed Doug Barry sucks, right? Cool. Go back to writing fluff for OffBeat magazine, at least I can use that to line my birdcages.

Sure wish the HPV vaccine was around when I was younger... about to go get my second cervical biopsy and am not excited about it. It's the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

Uh, Old Country Buffet is A+ in my book.

She's hungry.

We thank you for your support.

I'll just leave this here.

This is not an "article" "about drooling" it is a Snap Judgment, a photo post. Jezebel wonders about you sometimes. Christ.

Us.

This comment makes me sad. Unrequited lust in the Gawkerverse dear readers.

Sleep away camp for teenage slutzzz obviously.

What's wrong with writing theses on Heidegger?

Oh she's prime Pork Family Project material. We're talking grade-A Ragtime Roast Beefy over here.

Scrub with me

Adam Scott and Paul Rudd.

This is me. My mother always worked so hard to hide and shame her body that she basically dressed in a potato sack everyday. I struggle to dress myself, especially accessories and shoes. I am jealous of women who can wear basics and throw on a fabulous scarf and look fabulous. I end up looking like this....

Never Forget.

Not letting this one go, eh Fahey?