"Kwan also believes that within in the next 60,000 years or so, humans will be able to control the genome and thus construct themselves in the image and likeness of their favorite Precious Moments figurine"

Duh! To you guys wondering about why these models are white. Clearly everyone wants to be white and in the future…

I clicked through to see the lil Kim picture, thinking it was Kim Kardashian. I was so confused/horrified.

So we're all agreed Doug Barry sucks, right? Cool. Go back to writing fluff for OffBeat magazine, at least I can use that to line my birdcages.

Uh, Old Country Buffet is A+ in my book.

This comment makes me sad. Unrequited lust in the Gawkerverse dear readers.

Sleep away camp for teenage slutzzz obviously.

Oh she's prime Pork Family Project material. We're talking grade-A Ragtime Roast Beefy over here.

french fry po boys!

Never Forget.

As an American in the UK, I was shocked at how *massively* popular she is here. It's like she's the only good thing to come out of the colonies ever.

He's smoking because we just had mind-blowing sex.

Oh My God James McAvoy You Are Making Me Sweat

I came to say just that. It's creepy and almost unnerving.

I don't know about peak fishtail, but I have reached peak 'too old', I don't recognize most of these people!

To make a belt like this, you will need:

Christ, you're really into letting us know you're white. Even though you've been to Africa (tm).

The fuck is this PUA bullshit? Just..Nah, man.

Why are all these women white?

Hey there Clueless reference, I see you.

This is..monstrous to me. Also we would make good pizza eating buddies. I hate pizza bones.