Welp, this is a goddamn bummer. Best of luck to ya darlin!

I feel really bad for that little boy.

Was this during the time he died from being stung by wasps?

Ronald is that you?

Huh! Angus T. Jones grew up to be a babe, albeit a wingnut babe. #itsokhesnineteen

Clearly it's a sensitive topic for both people. Maybe it would be more productive to think of the situation not in terms of a problem that you and your partner need to talk about, but instead as a project you work on together over time. You both really ought to be comfortable discussing issues in both your sex life…

For. Sure. I think that works both ways gender-wise. A person can feel like they aren't sexy or attractive enough to "get you off" if you don't orgasm. Unfortunately that just feeds into the cycle of performance anxiety because you don't want your partner to feel guilty.

In this hypothetical situation I think this guy would really need to think about why he is having unprotected sex with someone he doesn't feel comfortable enough to talk to about his problems ejaculating.

Party. Down.

Because black people. It sometimes seems like the rest of world has just straight given up on Haiti.

I just lean forward and hissed "yessss" quietly under my breath. I like the way you think.

I stand with you, my shaken comrade. Seriously, they scare me too, ugh.

Oh I had no idea this was "A Thing"! I compliment guys shirts and not when I'm trying to flirt with them. Now I wonder how many time's some dude thought that I was looking to get a phone number when really I just liked his fashion sense.

Kdubs and Rocknroll have been "hanging out" as the kids say, for a while now.

THANK YOU.

When the Gloden Globes are ashes, you have my permission to die. (I think I squee'd at such a pitch the neighborhood dogs are stampeding!)

Youtube makeup tutorials would be a good place to start.

So..it's a hitachi magic wand?

I want to give my younger self all sorts of advice, but one thing I do regret, that I wish i could go back in time to say, actually makes me feel ashamed because, ya know, #sorryfeminists would be "Go ahead and hit on older men, this particular fetish is not gonna go away."