AlisterGrowley

10/10/12

I know! I almost responded back, but I think their response just drives home everything that is funny about said commentor on it's own.

10/8/12

Jason, is that you?

10/1/12

Winter clothes are so much more fashionable than summer clothes, and you can wear so many more of them, all at once!

10/1/12

I live in Louisiana and just spent an obscene amount of money online shopping for fall/winter clothes. It hasn't really dropped below the mid 80's here yet, but I'm a sucker for thigh high socks and wool leggings. I'm a growned up!

9/30/12

Ahem. Justin Bieber's beleaguered belly blasted bile before blithesome beliebers.

9/13/12

Lentils!

9/12/12

I would buy this and eat from this and feel no shame.

9/12/12

Whatever, Amy Poehler, why don't you teach me to feel better about the fact that you and Will Arnett KILLED MY BELIEF IN TRUE LOVE.

9/12/12

I like well water.

9/11/12

Whenever I claim to have a headache, my husband always tries to throw a little extra "vitamin D" my way too.

9/8/12

Alas, there are no spoiler alerts for real life. My condolences.

9/8/12

Oh, hi there internet. I know we're all in a bad place right now. Any words that even vaguely sound like "Will" and "Amy" have caused me to explode in snotty hysterical tears since I found out. Keep strong my friends, it may not take away the pain, but it certainly makes things more bearable. Kitteh resuscitation to…

9/6/12

I know a guy who found money in the trash at the end of the school year, tucked in a book. Actual money. IN THE TRASH. When I lived in a university dense area of the south we called it college christmas.

9/6/12

"He also wrote in his briefs," I bet he did.

9/6/12

Half broken speakers and a fan? Pfft, that's nothing. My roomates and I once found a 60" flat screen in the trash. Works like a charm.

9/6/12

His speech would have been better if he had brought along an empty chair.

9/6/12

That was a good one. I especially liked how it subtly pointed out that we rely on our corporeal selves less and less in terms of how we take care of our day to day affairs. they had an armed trailer in a trailer park to house all the hardware, meaning they purchased a trailer, rented a plot and hired movers all…

9/5/12

I...I just cant.

9/5/12

re: Chris O'Dowd: My Body is Ready

9/4/12

Oh for the fuck of shit, how could you forget Mulder and Scully? Sculder forevs.