First of all fuckwad, racism. I do not think that means what you think it means. Second, the animals don't care. Third, there is no reason to shoot an elephant unless its trying to kill you. Nobody depends on them for food. They are not a "pest" and do not spread disease. They do not have so many babies that they are…

But that would be so messy. Wouldn't it just be easier (and sweeter justice) to tie him down in front of a herd of stampeding elephants

That's because her boyfriend left the seat up and she couldn't wait long enough to get back up and fix the seat. He should run for his life and just leave chocolates and flowers on the doorstep for the next five days.

Seriously, I have no clue how women are able to go about day-to-day business with all of the things that happen in their bodies. Hell, I call it a crappy day and start whining if I have a head cold.

well holy crap literally.. I get this EVERY time I have my period.. it drives me nuts and I feel the need to go to the bathroom constantly. Its like pregnancy pee issues but its period poop issues.. just one more shitty thing that women have to go through.. WHY CANT MEN DEAL WITH THIS!

I wish this article had been around when I was a teenager. I seriously didn't know why this happened until I was in my mid-twenties and my younger sister asked my mom (a nurse) about it.

Next time I take off my pants, I'm gonna yell KABLOOM!

What a coincidence, I've recently been making posters to liven up my bare walls. I find a picture that I like and try to replicate it—like a bad art forgery. I carefully measure out a grid to keep the proportions and have at it. I've done a couple Lichtensteins with sharpies! It might sound intimidating but it's more…

Sorry! Just had to post this ;]

What if this story isn't at all about sandwiches. What if "sandwiches" is a code word for "vulva" and actually he's just gonna go down on her 300 times because love is a marathon or whatever, and at the end she'll be like, OKAY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR DIAMONDS NOW. But it's not really a diamond he's giving her, if you…

When people say things like "obtain sex" or "obtain commitment," it tells you a lot about how they view relationships and the world around them. Clearly the person who wrote that views everything as a transaction, and always has to be "getting something" in order to give. What a sad way to live life.

Oh Skelatron, you just get me. The whole reason I read Jezebel is because I need a big slice of mockery to be able to stomach reading about all the bullshit that gets thrown at women.

Who knew? People of both sexes can be assholes! Your point is what? Both statements exist out of gender stereotypes. Women are told men are animals, therefore think they have to "train" them to be civilized, and men are told women are created for their personal use, therefore they have to "train" them to behave as…

Punish behavior you disapprove of with physical, social, or emotional withdrawal.

This is like if you go to a photo-morph website and you enter Dave Grohl and Napoleon Dynamite.

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of premature ejaculation.

I look at his teeth and all I can see is this: