My deepest apologies to your kitteh!

Way to go for not seeing that what she is doing sucks because you don't feel that it affects you. In it's own little way, behavior like that still affects you weather it offends you or not. It's ok to be offended even though you don't think it represents you. That is what Solange seems to be doing.

I was put on a shitload of antibiotics growing up and it screwed up my intestines.

The idea of being so insecure in your marriage that you feel the need not only to hide your daily bodily functions, but to actually pretend they don't exist, is completely horrifying to me. Why in the fuck would you want to be married to someone who can't handle seeing you as a human being?

Guessing a guy like that isn't in the room when she gives birth because men shouldn't have to see the consequences of anything.

my guess is either 1. schedule C-section, because her evil overlord, I mean husband, probably wouldn't want her vagina damaged in the birthing process... I mean his vagina, because it totes belongs to him. Or 2. he wasn't in the room while she was actually giving birth, because that's not the manly thing to do. Men…

She's one of those "do as I say, not as I poop" people.

He probably wasn't there for the birth of his children. You know, because his dad never was.

I don't know, some women feel a crazy amount of shame about things that are for the boys only. You know, pooping, farting, sweat stains, being stinky after working out. A lady never does any of those things after all!

I'm happy! I promise. Look at my eyes! I'm smiling because I'm happy! Not because I feel dead inside.

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for…

Yeah, those guys are stupid and ruin the fun for everyone.

I've been told by multiple men that they were initially attracted to me, but then i asked them out. The fact that I had to ask them out instead of waiting patiently (for months I guess), meant that I was desperate. If I wasn't desperate, I wouldn't have asked them out. At least three men in a row told me that me…

I've been rejected by a guy, too, but that wasn't the problem. Just like you said, everyone can say "no". The problem was that he lobbed insults at me for daring to ask him out, and making him feel emasculated. I'm sure these types are few and far between, but they're still out there.

yeaaahhh... I've had some macho guys go off and tell me that while they hate that they always have to make the first move, a woman doing it is a huge turn off. Full stop.
Obviously not all men feel this way but they are out there, and in greater numbers than you would expect.

I have seen both online and in real life, men who insist that they would never date a woman who dared to ask them out. It's too forward or unladylike or doesn't allow them to be the manly pursuer or some bullshit.

Yessss shark week works perfectly with surfing the crimson tides.

Consider 'Shark Week' stolen :D

I hadn't heard that term applied to the "Surprise you are not pregnant" event before. Thank you.

Say what you will, they're a godsend during shark week. Copper iud= craaaaazy periods.