Alch3misto
Alch3misto
Alch3misto

Shockingly, I’ve actually seen the majority of this list! That said, this did remind me to watch Predestination, which I’ve been persistently forgetting to.

No relation to the 2010 Norwegian movie Trollhunter? If you haven’t seen it, it’s surprisingly entertaining.

Imma head off the naysayers by saying, fuck yeah. Can’t wait.

The lack of DLC for $30 is a dealbreaker for me. They should’ve included that instead of the worthless coupon.

I don’t care if its a genuine Pangalactic Gargle Blaster served to me by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself. $5k for a drink is taking the fucking piss.

The catch is that just about everybody who says they only spend $20 every now and then is lying, either because they’re embarrassed about how much they’re spending or they don’t realize how much they’ve spent.  A dude like Ted Cruz?  If he tells you he spends $20 occasionally, he’s actually dropping hundreds at a time.

This needed more Mitchells vs The Machines.

This feels like it should be the headquarters for an evil organisation...

I know this post is about movies, but I mean...

‘NFTs are just beanie babies for people who get mad whenever there are black people in Star Wars movies’.

Look, I like Dave Grohl as much as the next guy...


That’s it. That’s all I had to say. I just wanted you guys to know I like Dave Grohl. 

First of all, it’s not hard science fiction, it’s satire. The comet is a metaphor for climate change, which is just as much of an existential danger to human civilization as a massive rock striking the Earth. But because it’s not a spectacular event like something out of a Michael Bay movie, because it’s a process

Oh, that looks brilliant! An incisive piece of satire... that I will never watch because just the TRAILER gave me an anxiety attack. Too real, man... TOO real...

Now in the cube, there were cables
And-and a lot of work to be done
An ugly place to see our connections
And-and now they won’t see a single one

Oh no, we gonna make our glass like Electric Avenue
And then we’ll charge it higher
Oh, we gonna make our glass like Electric Avenue
And then we’ll charge it higher

This is why I’m a Vive owner.  I don’t need Mark Zuckerberg telling me whether or not I can punch kids.  

“A staggering 5 million Americans—more than the combined populations of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana—consume forty-five hours of video games per week,”

Uncharted 3 includes a different version of this, where young Drake meets young Scully, and that is what they are doing in this, and Uncharted 4 also has a young Drake bit. While it might be confusing for people that stopped playing uncharted on the PS2, the people who played 3 and 4 will understand that this very

This would be great if instead of The Walking Dead, it was World War Z and just adapted the book.  

I was quite surprised by the boxer’s head being punched off.  Jesus Christ!