don’t you mean eyes? ;) OH FU-

Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another parking lot!

I want to play Inquisition.

Part of the problem for me is it’s contextually blind. Sure I can “barely” see your logo but during the game I’m not looking on a translucent logo on a black wall. I’m looking at a level and with lights and objects in motion. It would be much more helpful if it played a video of some gameplay or AT LEAST a still image…

Is anyone else relieved it’s just a nightmare of teeth and gums and not a crunch crisis or harassment allegations? I opened this article thinking “oh god, what happened? What did they do?” and saw a hallway of incisors and bicuspids and went “oh. Is that all?”

No, no, no. Joker isn't in Arkham Origins, the villain is Black Mask.

There’s a sequel now as well that is similarly good and pretty.

There’s a sequel now as well that is similarly good and pretty.

At this rate we’re definitely getting a real assassin’s creed japan from ubisoft... and some time in the far future when 2020 is old history, an assassin’s creed Florida with a karen DLC.

I had used joysticks before, but it wasn’t until I got my Thrustmaster Cougar HOTAS that flight sims really opened up for me. Programming all the functions to be right under my fingers -- view, zoom, flaps, gear, weapon selection, bomb bay doors, bombsight, etc.; no more dancing around the keyboard while I’m trying to…

w00t!

This looks like it would have been awesome too.

You just know Disney would sue over it. Which is a GOD DAMN SHAME because this is brilliant.

“If one of these things breaks down on its way to or from a delivery, I hope it plays an audio track of a young Mark Hamill shouting “Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator!” That would be excellent.”

Does BT from Titanfall 2 count? I mean, you kind of play him? But not really. Robot characters, NPC or otherwise, are always the best. BT. Megaman. HK-47. Probably some others.

BT is funny (often inadvertantly) and entertaining. He’s helpful. And you kinda get to see him/it grow. Plus, obviously you can’t win a Titanfal…

Despite tech leaders’ and workers’ belief that their products are ahistorical, apolitical, and practically atemporal—perpetually relevant and futuristic in their mind—the systems they create are political by design.

That’s basically the Peloton brand. All Peloton commercials take place in either million-dollar houses surrounded by picturesque forests or in a downtown penthouse apartment with pristine hardwood floors and a stunning view of the city. 

I feel like this Twitter thread is obligatory when talking about the houses in Peloton ads.

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

I don't mean to be snarky or dismissive, but I'm pointing at the real problem with Infinite. Brilliant as the game is - and as earnestly as it tries to explore social-political issues - Infinite is tethered to its mechanical nature as a shooter in ways that undermine its aspirations. It's possible to love the game for…