They should have traded him for a kicker.

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Some fantastic names in this box score, including Jax Biggers, Tanner Gardner, and Sherten Apostel.

There it is.  Oh thank god.  This has been sorely lacking this year.  It’s so good.  Thank you, New England, for coming through.

Shut the fuck up and go get me my muthafuckin juice box, asshole!

The name and the comment are too on the nose, this feels like a plant.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

Mmm. That’s good kinja.

Read it in this voice.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

I was so disappointed the first time I had In-N-Out. Like, this is it? And yet you see videos of people crying over a damn burger.

My cousin drives a Uber and when he gives me a ride while he’s on the clock i usually just jump in the trunk cage, so Reddick is probably right about that. It's the obvious explaination.

Baltimore: Donnie.

It is the best one ever, and it’s not close.

What the everloving fuck is that email of the week.