Was the Asian kid you?

You wanna be mad at him, and stay back, to make him earn your love and trust again, but you’re just so damned happy, and you giddily jump up and down screaming “Daddy!” Over and over again. And your dad says “Christ, son, you’re 35, stop calling me that. And put some fucking pants on. You’re why I left.”

Seriously. Was a walking in memoriam around here for weeks and all of the sudden the corpse walks in like ‘hey, what stinks in here!’

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

What? He stuck up for his city of residence?

Also, check out this clip of Kevin Nash—all seven feet, three hundred pounds of him—talking about Mean Gene drinking him under the table.

Remember when there was debate as to which quarterback should go first overall? Some people (points at mirror) even said it was nuts to take a QB at all when there were so many decent options available and a generational talent like Saquon was available. Some even snickered when Mayfield, an undersized, Heisman-winning…

You’re not a sport.

I’ve been there and I’m not impressed. It flat and boring with little vegitation. The cities are not great (although I’ve never been to Austin) and the things that are supposed to be good, like BBQ and Beer and nothing special at all. It is way too fucking hot and a certain fundamentalist vibe carries through all…

All places have those things.

+1 We need a reason dammit.  I have been there several times, and leave unimpressed every time.

So Chewbacca shits like we do. It’s just, wiping his ass must be AWFUL for him.

I’m gonna need an explanation of why Texas is mandatory. 

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

Best comment. +1 literal LOL

Can I get an exemption? I have a very definite reason for hating the fucking shit out of that song. I spent 1987 on a coral atoll named Diego Garcia. On the only TV station that we had, an Armed Forces Radio & Television station, they played that fucking song over a video of the various building on the base being…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I had to do on offense what was necessary to be competitive each week. And we were.

He looks like a retired gummy bear that became a police officer.