Let's be real: I was surprised this post wasn't ABOUT Rebecca.

I call bullshit

No. What's going on over there?

This goes beyond pet peeve into full outrage. Seriously dictionary, you had one job.

What about when looking up the definition of a word and it uses said word in the definition?

'Rhyming' a word with itself in another line is one of my biggest pet peeves.

As someone who works in the restaurant business, this is not surprising. People can barely order off the menu.

Is there a difference between a pedophile and a child molester? I think OP would argue that he's the latter but not the former, as he wasn't sexually attracted to children. I don't think that all pedophiles are child molesters, though the terms are often used interchangeably.

Bears > saints.

I'm not shaming them, I'm asking why they're doing it for this particular cause. The same way I asked friends how putting a sock on their dick and posting it to the internet would help fight cancer. I'm not saying don't do it; I'm asking how it contributes.

Can I just say, fuck kale.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

I knew a guy once who had two full sets of teeth. It actually took me a long time to figure out why he made me so unsettled because who thinks about people having two sets of teeth? All I could articulate was that he seemed predatory. Then one day I realized, as he was towering over me, that I could see too many…

D'oh!

I suggest you read some of my other comments where I clarify my thoughts on that subject.

The thing about following orders is, what are your other options? If you don't do it, somebody else will, and then also you'll be punished for not doing it. You don't get very far in this life by deliberately flouting authority.

I go to UCSB, and I am so sick of hearing about Elliot Rodger. The media is giving him the fame he wanted. What about the victims? It's like they've been forgotten.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this person works as a computer programmer. Or is a computer.

Answer: Exceedingly, I'd bet.

What the actual fuck Jezebel, how can you put a link to his naked pictures when you are constantly writing about how terrible it is when this happens to women? Even if they aren't his it's still not ok to put a link.