Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

Protip: roll in catnip first!

Strong work. I love it when someone is willing to take the unpopular position.

Yes, please GRRM, ignore your family, friends, and life so you can concentrate on what I want!! I am so fucking important!! Also please rush through the books that I want so desperately and make sure that you put no time, love, and care into them!!!

Agreed. Which is why I am willing to go to your house and eat your dog.

I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

Nope. I think they're spectacular.

Am I an asshole if I think these photos are really pretty?

Did you just Godwin in here? Goddamnit, I just had the carpets cleaned.

#notallguineapigs

Not that long, but the Republicans (and idiots like you) think that we have to wait years to be seen.

I tried to take a shower last night and dropped my phone in the toilet so I feel like I can relate.

So what I'm getting from this is that you're anti-fun and kind of boring.

I read all genres of literature without prejudice, and in my experience they all have their share of the good the bad and the ugly. I'm genuinely interested to know why and on what basis you feel justified in 'poking fun' at the others? Especially if you don't read them and aren't familiar with them? Could it be in…

What a stupid thing to say.

Yes. We are the same person and this is some Orphan Black shit.

You cannot hit them on a bike. You cannot hit a man named Mike. You cannot hit them in the mouth. You cannot hit them in the South. You cannot hit them on the nose. And cannot step on all their toes. You cannot hit them with a box. You cannot hit them with a fox. You cannot hit them here and there. You cannot hit them…

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Time to call the Dynamic Duo !