Your mother is actually amazing.

"You didn't give your kids adequate supervision! So we're going to make sure you can't give them ANY supervision!"

I think that kind of offender is more about viciousness - causing fear and pain. From what I've read many paedophiles manage to convince themselves that what they're doing is a product of love. That's why I think the distinction between child molesters and paedophiles is important - everyone in the former group is a…

Why else would a perfectly normal person with no childhood trauma develop an attraction towards children?

I actually love you a little bit for that comment.

Wow. Just wow. I'd have utterly destroyed them (with words, obviously). My male housemate whom I'd known for all of a month went and got pads for me happily when I was whimpering in foetal position on the sofa. I view anything less as less than a man.

Yes, there is. Paedophiles are sexually attracted to children, child molesters molest children. A person could be one and not the other, or be both.

My dad lets out a room in his flat with Air BnB in London :) Trust me - it's not all bad.

Shit. Were we really that obvious?

You didn't say anything either. Maybe they felt just as awkward and just as unable to comment.

I tend to do that stare on purpose when out and about. Not on drugs, just really don't want to be bothered.

I think I love you.

They can actually be part of manic episodes. It's not uncommon, I've known people to suffer from it.

Not at all. It's a douchey and thoughtless response.

Your need to talk shit about a stranger on the internet suggests otherwise.

Was I totally wrong in thinking that standing on their hind legs for too long was bad for dogs because of the way their joints are put together??

I mean, my granddad told me that once, but it might have just been so I'd stop waltzing with his border collie.

It usually does.

Or "I don't trust a girl who boasts about not having any female friends". 'Cause sometimes life just happens in such a way that you have certain friends, and that's just chance. Going out of your way to be proud of not having female friends makes me give people serious side-eye.

I feel the opposite. I like cock. Don't like dick. Cock is such a satisfying word! Do we at least agree on moist though? What is WITH that word?

I am so, so sorry. I'd like to tell you you're not alone, but it's actual physical people being useful you want right now and unfortunately the Interwebs doesn't deliver that. You might be already, but if not consider talking to someone professional about this. No one should have to deal with this alone.