Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.

Um, have you been to a lot of science fairs for kids at this age? My son went to regional events a few times with his team and, let me tell you, they blinged with the best of them. His team was co-ed and they were blinged right out - boys and girls. Some of the teams were markered to all hell. Some dyed their hair.

Just wait til you see my bedazzled thesis title!

Pffft. As if you can actually do science AND like glitter.

I'm wearing sparkly glitter gold ballet flats right now- sitting at my desk where I'm getting my PhD in biology! I don't think tiaras themselves are really something to be worried about.

You sorta made up for it. We'll let it slide... this time.

Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?

"Lila, Lulu, Lela, Lali and Obama" — we need an investigative piece into who chose the names and why the fifth baby tiger is not named Luli.

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiircleeee of liiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeee!

More likely that she doesn't see the faces of wait staff (because to do so would make it harder to leave a meager tip).

She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."

Come at me Mark.

Aw, I think that's the least creepy Billy Corgan has ever looked! He's actually smiling for real! And there's not a hint of douchey self-satisfaction, at least that I can detect. I don't really even like cats (Team Dog, muthafucka!!!!) but I like people who like animals.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

YEAH, WE DID. BUT THEY'RE STILL EPIC FAILURES SOMETHING SOMETHING MORALS, SOMETHING SOMETHING NOT ABLE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES SOMETHING SOMETHING DESPITE REDEMPTION BEING A CENTRAL THEME TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION SOMETHING SOMETHING OBAMA SOMETHING SOMETHING.

Good for the school for being progressive and inclusive. Shame on the parents for getting pissed. I had a friend who was excluded from her senior year book (and not allowed to cross the stage) because she was pregnant. It still upsets her. She got pregnant, made the choice to have the baby and was punished for it.

This seems to me to be more of a problem with the mother, thinking that a relationship with a 15 year old could ever be consensual. I wonder if she ever even reported it, which certainly could be difficult if she was here illegally, but at least from the reports so far, it sounds more like the mother was angry they…

It is entirely possible that she did go to the police but was told, like many families, that her daughter just "ran away" and was not abducted. They would look for her, but passively. Remember that 4 year old who was abducted and murdered (I think it was in Chicago!?!?!? somewhere like that) and the cops told her…

Brad, Jr.

If people are being named Kale, the question still remains as to what different Kale plants are being named. I think this one looks like a Brad.