"NO TOUCHY."

The teenager that still lives me says "no-they were angry at petty adult b.s. that wastes their time (like most of high school)"-and my adult self who has taught h.s agrees.

And you should probably not have internet access.

You were just extremely flippant to a person whose sibling was having an extremely hard time after an unfair rule ruined his track career. Your comment served no purpose except to say that you're somehow a better person because you did not react that way after shit happened to you. You were self-serving and an…

I'm dying of anticipa....

Is it just me, or does this article stop rather

so i'm at the doctor's office, in an elevator, going up 7 floors, alone — of course i decide to reenact the entire Solange v Jay Z title fight. yes, i played all four parts.

Judaism and Christianity are no friends to women either.

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

I'm going to say it: I hate this haircut on pomeranians. It makes them look like deranged stuffed animals.

Please, nobody feed him after midnight!

What a good cat, holy crap. I hope the mayor gives it the key to the city.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

True Story: I had these big, black spiders that would congregate at my back door and try to rush in when I opened it to let my dog out. It was creepy, like they were lying in wait. Once, a super giant one made it in and when I turned, in a panic, to grab a newspaper to kill it with, I lost it in my kitchen. It was…

Stories like this make me realize that the single greatest perk of living in Canada is that it is far too cold for any extra large/ terrifying/ disgusting insect, amphibian or reptile to live.

I worked in an office that was below some apartments. One day a young women came by to tell me her very large snake was missing and to leave her number incase he showed up in the office. Luckily I am not afraid of snakes and appreciated the heads up but I definitely was peeking around corners for a bit.

I will take this snake over a crafty, sneaky spider, any and all days.

I see. It is as I feared.