Would it be totally impossible just to ask? My exes and I always agreed if presents were happening and approximate price ranges. Maybe it doesn't seem romantic enough to other people though? I'm all about practical romance.

Now, that would be glorious.

Walk into walls. WALLS.

She could be incidentally plus-size though. Nuclear Physicist Princess doesn't have to have a thigh gap.

I personally would prefer they NOT tackle Down Syndrome. There's too much chance - right now, anyway - that they'd get it wrong, or she'd be a total caricature. Something like a learning disorder might be a better first step. And, bonus, if you do Dyspraxia Princess you get to watch her walk into walks again and again…

I thought for a second you meant they should let plus-size women play the existing princesses in their parks. I agree with both your actual statement and the one my brain invented.

DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP WITH THE DAILY MAIL?

I did this to my friend, but with pictures of cats. Put them over every face on every poster in his room and in various locations around his house :D Apparently the most terrifying was the huge cat face I stuck on his WoW poster. I'm still gleeful.

First time I met my ex's cat, I sweat to God it said "who are you?" I coughed, introduced myself, and stared at it in shock. It never did anything to give itself away again, but I know now. I KNOW.

Team Hedgehog. Hedgehogs rule benevolently. Also they are totally not possessive and let you cuddle as many kittens and puppies as you require. Fact.

Seriously? The Daily Mail and now fanfiction too?

Stop it, Jezebel.

Please. Stop. Reporting. Stories. From. The. Daily. Mail.

I am actually incoherent with rage right now.

Rage. RAGE.

For me it's basically a matter of hating that they have to do it, wishing they didn't, but wanting them to be safe while they do. Not every addict is a lost cause after all, and someone who is shooting up with dirty needles today could be living a clean, happy life later. I want them to have that chance.

Hence why Firestarter and Rose Madder are my favourites. In the former the female lead is a child, in the latter the escaped wife of an abusive cop. They have their problems sure, but I wish more of his writing was like that.

Actually, men DO frequently get harsher treatment, and that completely is wrong and DOES need to be sorted out. Women are also advised to appear emotional, because with women being stoic is seen as a sign that they are either guilty or lying about whatever they are claiming to have suffered, and that's wrong too. We…

The law! It works! Sometimes!

You might be a feminist, but you're straight, and presumably have never actually experienced the issues that bi and gay women are talking about. While your viewpoint is definitely important and valid, you can't UNDERSTAND because you've never actually had to feel it.

I forgot to ignore the trolls too :(