It puts the "responsibility" of getting not raped on the wearer.

ABOUT TIME JEZEBEL.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

Only 47% of poll respondents say they believe in evolution.

Arse*

How about we make it illegal to comment on the internet when the commenter can't understand hyperbole?

She's not even being serious tho.

You guys. Can we not just appreciate the sentiment instead of wondering if she lit-rally wants to ban calling people fat?

You might want to try a gluten free diet, it would appear that your current diet is causing issues with higher brain function.

You're not a very good troll. If that is your point (which is what you are basically saying) I wouldn't quit your day job.

"the real "racism" was from the north against the south in general."

The purpose of the grassroots organization was to maintain white hegemony, unlike the 4H. I don't want to "mix words about it" (??), especially with someone who apparently has so tenuous a grasp on language that "from the north against the south in general" could represent racism in their head.

It actually started out as the Kickball & Knitting Klan, and then things took a dark turn....

I am now going to refer to the time of day as "merry o'clock" forever, and my husband will eventually kill me, so I hope you can live with that, you monster.

Another visionary artist who went on to do great things.

I don't know how to religion, but didn't god make her boobs?

Space bears.

Please do. I will be a happy co-signer to your rebellion against your mother's weight obsession.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.