This entire thread is like "lol, opinion? ;) Please... OPINION! ;)" and I am sitting here amazed that there are people (theoretically adults?) who actually seem to be getting defensive over the hot-guy-they-will-never-bang pecking order.

It's because Hiddles knows you don't believe in him. His love stretches through our wifi and into our laptops, letting us post gifs and photos and endless drooling 'Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmm' comments. Only when your heart is truly open will the magic work for you, too.

Exactly. I was hoping for some actual secret Scientologists. I feel like these people are pretty well-known as being part of it.

You mean that broken link to a picture you can't get to show up? No I agree that's not sexier than a man who looks like he gave your sister chlamydia.

Yes. I have wiped out all my other Google news alerts for stupid useless news items like 'President Barack Obama' and 'nuclear war' and 'snow' and replaced them with all with 'Tom Hiddleston' in preparation for this very prestigious role I will fill here now at Jezebel.

Trying to meet Burt's Hiddles requirement. Sigh.

Gif party tonight?? It has been a hard week all around

Even though Jezebel is a feminist space and will devote a good number of articles to unpacking cultural phenomenon, I think it's important to remember that being a feminist doesn't mean you're going to hate all problematic things, or always be ready to examine your enjoyment of problematic forms of entertainment. It…

Maybe it's a good time for introspection to figure out why you seem so invested in getting to the bottom of a shallow celebrity crush?

Ok, weird. I attempted to insert the gif of Blanche Devereaux spritzing herself with water, and that's what it looked like in my preview, but instead it posted Carlton Banks doing his Carlton dance. Oookay, Kinja.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce. Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of hip hop."

Ooooh that makes sense. Yeah I do wish Adam Levine had boobs.

lol are you calling me flatchested because I don't think Adam Levine is attractive?

Shay Mitchell is the least recognizable in the picture above, that's for sure! The girl who plays Spencer looks kind of strange too. Benson and Hale look heavily edited but they mostly look like themselves, though I guess younger.

Also, her snake print pants are killing it.

oh my christ. it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so stupid.
"No, no. They didn't come with that little switch at the back to change the language, so we're stuck with Spanish. Weird right?"

Santa was always black in my house growing up. Being mixed race (B&W) my parents always diverted to black as the standard. Black Santa, black Barbies, etc.

The wife (white) of my boyfriend's cousin (Indian) was once asked this about her son (whose skin color is closer to his dad's):

Stoning is the new form of red-carpet snark. That dress is hideous! Thunk. Thunk. Thunk.

Here ya go *for all us Canucks*