earlier this afternoon, when someone said it was well documented that i am a bully.

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

this is literally jesus punishing you for talkin shit about chris evans

That's a leap, but alright.

Nothing about any of these interviews is giving me any peace of mind that Harper Lee is legit on board with this. It feels very, "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

These covers are awful. They're tacky and dumb and I am so over this little rich girl shit. Cara is a halfway decent model but I just cannot with the stupid fucking faces she pulls. Kendall is boring. Gigi Hadid would be relegated to swimsuit were she not an heiress. Maybe that's unfair—to keep the super-commercial…

It's just irritating and imprecise. Especially coming from a New Yorker. I've been to New York. It's a great place. But the city's reputation for being populated by brusque assholes is well-deserved. Additionally, every time someone heard I was from Missouri, I got questions like "What was it like growing up on a…

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

wow... Just wow.

Because people who live in nice houses with front porches and well-manicured front lawns always make good decisions. I imagine their whole world is just one good decision after another.

Barristers in the UK prosecute and defend; almost none specialise on one side or the other though most have a preference. If you work in the field of human rights, you are not always on the 'right' side and it's naive to think you would be or should be. She's a lawyer, not the saviour of the world, and it's tiresome…

Not defending keeping a gun where the kid could get it, but it's called poverty.

I once heard a defense attorney explain that he defended shitty people, and he did a damn good job of it, because he never wanted people he thought were truly guilty to be able to get out on appeal later claiming they didn't have a fair trial. I have no love for defense attorneys who pull awful stunts and blame the…

Which is generally considered unethical. If you don't understand the purpose and mechanisms of the adversarial trial system, stop talking so damned much about it.

But that's the way an effective justice system works. Everyone, no matter how horrible they are, deserves representation and a fair trial.

They don't make me feel unsafe at all, but everyone is not having the same experience with law enforcement.

Forgive me for not knowing the exact terminology. Their fatigues looked like the brown ones pictured below.

Yeah, but Dr. Moreau had an island, too.