Also he is 50.

1 - No.

I have some friends that have been having a rough time lately, and that bit made them laugh. One of them asked for a gif of that. It’s not my best work, but this is what I came up with for them

Jim just won't let that shit go.

I don’t know. I’ve seen his business cards. They say “Mark Hamill, Regular Human Actor.”

It’s not Mark Hamill, it’s Jim the Vampire. He’s using a toothpick disguise he picked up from Jackie Daytona.

How can we have had rogue one and mandolorian and the main movies were so mediocore. They totally picked the wrong people to lead the movies, JF and co are clearly the people making the real Star Wars.

You know he won’t shut up about taking out that shield generator on the forest moon, right?

I know its blasphemy but part of me was hoping if they end up recasting T’Challa (RIP Chadwick) it was gonna be Majors....if Kang ends up as a Thanos level big bad (given the sheer amount of ties he has to the MU as a whole he better be) then this is great news.

Eh. They told Obi-Wan’s love story with Satine. Shoehorning someone else into his tale and somehow not making him a deadbeat dad as a result would be weird.

I have a lot of anxiety about his solo series since it has to fit into his exile watching over Luke. That’s a tough needle to thread. (This is despite loving Ewan…

But it makes even less sense for Obi-Wan - did he have a secret family on Tatooine when he was watching over Luke? Did he violate the Jedi teachings on love and attachment under the Republic’s watch? And if so, did he intentionally abandon them? None of this works for Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Yeah, no shit. That’s JJ Abrams’ MO.

I just realized that Timothee Chalamet has Oscar Isaac for a dad, Jason Momoa as a fun uncle, and Zendaya as a girlfriend.

Inscrutable? I daresay Thrawn is the most scrutable man in the Star Wars universe.

Let’s just hand Snyder the keys to a franchise. Yeah, that’s worked out real well before. I see that Netflix wants to make the same mistakes Warner Brothers did.

Sorry but she does not look like Ashley Eckstein. She does, however, bear a resemblance to Rosario Dawson.

At the very least Joss Whedon got to reuse his “man falls face-first in the tits of the only woman on the team” move for the third or fourth time, so hurray for preserving one of our true auteurs...

Too soon?

I didn’t think I’d get a crime and punishment reference on an article about how dumb dogs are but damn here we are. 

They are smart enough to manipulate us humans quite effectively. Which is as smart as they need to be. Any smarter would put them at a level of some humans I know, but the reason we have dogs is to have an alternative to human companionship when humans get to be too much to deal with.