“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

One New Year’s Eve when I was in my early twenties, after drinking heavily at a friend’s party I decided to take a nap in my BF’s car. We had come prepared with sleeping bags and blankets, I asked him to check on me so I didn’t freeze to death. I fell into a deep sleep and was awakened by a woman screaming for help. I…

Its the new years eve two weeks before my 21st birthday and this kid we knew from high school was having a NYE party at his dads bar in Chicago. We buy a handle of whiskey between the three of us and some bottles of champagne.

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

NYE used to be my favorite holiday - we spend it with friends doing a sort of small-dish cook-off, there is a lot of drinking, we go outside at midnight and druknenly sing - and it’s a beautiful way to ring in the new year. Someone always goes too wild, but whatever we’re among friends!

Last year was “sloppy” though -…

But anonymous sources told THR say they feared retaliation from Shaw for speaking out about their workplace conditions. “She uses this idea of being feminist and a progressive as camouflage,” one employee said.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Our nation’s Strategic White Female Celebrity Reserve has been contaminated with woo woo and hokum for quite some time now, so it’s not really shocking that one of them is now literally humping pseudoscience.

Ultimately, I’m not surprised. Elle has been into weird “wellness” stuff for years. She tests the pH of her urine (no idea why). And of course, Wakefield is just chasing the $$$. He was planning on offering a “safe” alternative vaccine before his “research” got debunked.

Harry Potter and the Tentacles of Secretion.

So...

Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Tentacle Implications

That’s the screen we were all stuck on. Watching a child slowly get strangled. Nice choice devs.

If I had to learn to accept “Mag-NEE-toh” (whose power is magneetism), you have to accept “sim-BYE-oht”.

Is there a wrong place to mention that, really?

Is this the right place to mention that I never liked the little weasel in the first place?

Nope not even a tiny little bit. The judge in his custody case said he thought he at best had been inappropriate. The DA declined to press criminal charges to spare the child as he freely said. They believed he did it. In what world is declining to press charges to spare a victimized child the burden of a trial being…

I’m firmly in the skeptical camp, when it comes to the paranormal. That said, I love a well-crafted hoax, and ghost stories... local lore, that sort of shit. I was born on Hallowe’en, so it’s dear to my heart. Belief in ghosts was one of my last things to go.