As a non-US person watching everything that’s happening over there, I have one question - since all of you can get guns and ammo at like a convenience stores, or whatever - how come you still haven’t armed yourselves and stormed, like, EVERYTHING?! This shit isn’t something you fucking protest about, this is the straw…

MrBelle and I have been together for 12 years now, and we’re raising two wonderful dogs together. The dogs think that we live together (as do most people), but we’re actually neighbors (like a 1 minute walk from his building to mine). While we do spend most of our time at my place (it’s a bit of a tricky situation,…

Nah, if she had every really been a punk, she’d a called Kathleen Hanna, not a real housewife.

Is it politically correct to mock rich white women for their appearance? Because holy plastic surgery disaster batman! Doing *that* to the human nose alone should be considered offensive and therefore be outlawed.

OMG, it’s almost like capitalist pigs making money off of revolutionary social movements thus commoditizing and pacifying them are evil bastards! I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I tell you!

I’m guessing Rapunzel and Tiana.

OMG the very secret diaries! I’ve been a fan of Tolkien ever since I was a baby (like, literally, my mom read me the Hobbit and LOTR for the 1st time when I was 3), and I still love and prefer the books to the films. However the early 2000's brought a whole new host of people into the fandom, and back then we had this…

Same here. I wrote a comment, but I’m in the grays: I have never ever seen a single Woody Allen movie because when I was a kid I saw a segment about him marrying his step-daughter on some entertainment show and it creeped me out so much that I remembered his face and his name, and could never bring myself to watch any…

I have never, ever in my life seen a single Woody Allen movie. This is because, sometime in the nineties, I saw a segment about him on some or other entertainment show that said that he married his step-daughter. I was a kid back then (I was born in the mid 80's), but it still creeped me the fuck out, I remembered his…

As a budding PR specialist, I have to applaud Louis C.K.’s PR team on their dedication and their ability to make this utter bullshit palatable enough for people to actually publish it and consider it an apology.

I see where you’re coming from. I wouldn’t think you’d have to hide your tattoo while working out tho - but after, yeah, I don’t work out so I’m a total dumbass when it comes to stuff about it. However I should probably shut up because I’m #blessed to work in a scientific institution where they not only tolerate my…

I’m sorry, but I don’t think that a thing tackier than a GENERIC COMPUTER FONT NAME NECK TATTOO even exists in this universe. Unless it’s a tattoo of a zodiac symbol lifted off the internet... Oh, wait....

Do you have hair? On your head I mean? Because I can’t for the life of me figure out how you could think that a tattoo on the back of the neck is hard to conceal.

but it *is* tacky and basic. So, so tacky and basic.

So the fact that Trump has had dealings with Russia for the last five years (how could the Russians influence who was going to be the president of the US under the angelic Obama administration???) is noteworthy news, but the fact that Trump was spied on by people hired by the democrats is not? I mean this is almost as…

Where’s Lena Dunham?

OH WOW, EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE A MINUTE TO BE COMPLETELY TAKEN OFF GUARD BY THIS UTTERLY OUT OF CHARACTER BEHAVIOR BY A HIGHLY TRUSTED, COLLEGE EDUCATED PUBLIC SERVANT.

I got three on the depressing bingo card - anxiety, depression and sleep paralysis. Also, I’ve been an insomniac literally my entire life, but I didn’t get my first SP episode until I was in college. And it scared the living shit out of me. Thankfully, I don’t hallucinate during episodes, I’m just paralyzed, but that…

As someone who survived a bombing campaign by one Clinton administration, all I can say is good riddance. America might be fucked, but Trump is a lot less dangerous to the rest of the world than Hillary, so, you know, thanks for being a nation of sexist, racist fucktards.

Yeah, but medically necessary treatment is usually defined as being ill and needing treatment to recover so you don’t die. You can’t die from gender dysphoria directly, which gives the prison system all sorts of avenues to screw you over.