WHOA BURN!!!!!!

Oh, good. I will add that to my list of addictions. I thought there was a maturity requirement on this site? At least make an attempt at being clever. Take your time.

You’re a judgemental pricktroll who never gets invited anywhere. Have fun sitting at home alone watching the Olympics.

As an observation, it looks like you responded to a comment in which I did not even discuss my own habits by immediately recommending that I personally consider whether I have health problems or a psychological dependence related to alcohol. (On another comment I mention having 3-5 drinks in an evening but never asked…

You’re an alcoholic.

Not everyone drinks frequently enough to know their limits. I think it’s a good rule of thumb for people who are not used to alcohol. Also, please note that this advice is for situations where you are around coworkers or people you don’t know well.

Counterpoint: Just don’t drink!

Yep, exactly this. Including the “for the most part.” Non-alcoholics can occasionally have too much to drink too, of course!

You are so bad at this reading thing:

Hold on, let me just finish my first drink

See, these are the type of events we want to keep occurring.

Somebody else is doing this in another thread on this post. It’s fucking infuriating. In all my years of drinking, I’ve had nights out that got away from me, nights out where I’ve had just a couple, nights out where I’ve split the difference, and nights out where I’ve sipped at soda instead of booze. I’ve had weeks…

I would do the opposite of whatever the Mormon does.

Here “party” means anything bigger than an intimate group of family or friends. If people are gathering and drinking alcohol, and those people include people you don’t really know, or people you don’t really like, or especially people you have to work with (see previous two categories)—at a party like this, it is a…

Um...no it doesn’t? I guess you’re implying that the only people who should concern themselves with how much they do or should drink in any given situation are alcoholics. That would be incorrect.

What professional wisdom suggests that abstinence is the only way to drink responsibly?

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

IF you’re 40, you don't have to take advice from millennial bloggers on the internet

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Nerd.