OUCH. I felt that burn through my monitor. A+

He’s trolling, and a glance at his comment history shows he’s also a misogynist, so I think he should be safely dismissed.

Me! Me! Talk about MEEEE

My favorite thing about Gawker reporting this has been reading everybody's comments who don't know who she is and what her whole schtick has been for about 40 years.

Perfect gif is perfect.

Reading articles about the MTA is always maddening, because nobody seems to understand that the system is NOT expensive for riders, nowhere near what it could be - it is heavily subsidized, and the fare increases are only necessary because we can't get a state or federal government that believes in properly funding…

Reading articles about the MTA is always maddening, because nobody seems to understand that the system is NOT expensive - it is heavily subsidized; riders only provide about 30% of the operating revenue, and the fare increases are only necessary because we can't get a state or federal government that believes in…

Gaga is starring in American Horror Story season 5.

"Wal-Mart's wages are above minimum"

Mah butchered dick

No, really. It is.

Yep.

Fuck yeah, drunk laundry! That would be the best way to spend a Friday night in a place that small!

Impossible. That would require drivers to not be selfish pricks.

I'm 25 - same boat!

FUCK YEAH GO ROYALS!!!

I could mortgage a two-level house back home in Kansas City for what I pay in rent for a one-bedroom in New York, but I'd be living back home in Kansas City, and probably not making even half the money I am now. So it all evens out, you know? Some of us love urban living and will pay for it.

My kitty's name, when I picked her up from the ASPCA, was simply Rosalita. I kept that, but added a regal title and a last name. She is now Dame Rosalita Snugglepuss.

Haha, exactly. Also, I don't know about anyone else, but the last thing I want to do with my phone is drain its battery even faster by listening to music on it all day, or carrying it around in my gym shorts. I keep a separate iPod for that purpose.

Enough with this tired chestnut. They're fucking humans. Terrible humans, but stop pretending the evil among us aren't as terribly human as you or I.