Wow. Why do you keep coming back? Why do you care what a bunch of people who obviously have different opinions than you think? Are you a masochist or just a troll? I’m serious, I always wonder why conservatives, MRA-types, etc. insist on coming to clearly liberal and progressive sites. I mean, 20 accounts is a lot of…

Yes, but what about Benghazi?

And you think that is something to brag about?

It is adorable that you think you are repeatedly getting banned for speaking truth to power when it’s clear it’s because you’re an obnoxious moron with the reasoning ability of a chimp. So cute.

We are not worthy!

You sound obsessive.

Exactly. I am really bothered by all the comments saying that everyone thinks he is a joke and he has no chance. I don’t think people realize how much his doubling down on stupid, racist comments is appreciated and adored by millions and millions of people. This Fox News Talking Points segment from a while back comes…

Here is what I’ve learned : people who are not happy do not want others to be happy. Do you believe that you are happy? Do you believe the people you are around are happy? Truly happy? The only people I know in my life who vote GOP have had some major tragedy or failure in their life, and want someone to blame. The…

I can’t even.

This is all just news/entertainment filler long before other candidates are seriously starting their races, spending their money, and getting rolling. He’s entertaining in a repugnant way, knows how to engage the media by being an idiot and saying inflammatory things. Anyone who takes this seriously doesn’t have much…

Your mother and your coworkers aren’t nearly as nice, smart, considerate and kind as you think they are.

No, he won’t. The one I’m afraid of is Leonid Brezhnev lookalike Scott Walker.

Nah this is all just the hype machine in motion. Donald “Tang Ape” Trump will flop in the debates once he has to talk with other humans.

I love it when things blow up like this, and people or their defenders say they were “misunderstood.” No. They were totally understood. That isn’t the problem.

Trump is rich and many Republicans (not all!) are bafflingly stupid.

Jesus fuck how is this even a thing?

Because they’re fucking stupid and not funny and my NEPHEW GOT A GODDAMN MINION TOY IN HIS HAPPY MEAL AND IT WONT STOP MAKING LOUD, UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISES ALL FUCKING DAY BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO TURN IT OFF

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