It means “ignore me, I’m stupid” in Millennial-speak.

Yes, he does.

So basically ICE is after the wrong person (again!) and the only real crime Medina-Perez could be guilty of is drug possession, which won’t even be a real crime in like two years with the way things are going. The judge did the right thing. If this goes to trial it’ll be a textbook case for why jury nullification is…

I’m into classic. Sammich bread with mayo, ketchup, lettuce, merkin cheez on bottom, mozzarella and cheddar melted on top of a thinner burger that’s just thick enough I can sear it and keep a little pink in the middle.

My dinner tonight is a burger steak over rice with gravy and furikake.  Add a fried egg and it’s loco moco, but I hate eggs so I went basic.

I’ve got two: one temporary and one permanent.

1/10 of Bernie people voted for Clinton and she STILL fucked it up.  Place your blame where it belongs:  squarely on her shoulders.

What the fuck... am I still stoned from last night or are we actually getting a juggalo movie with Allison Tolman in it?  That might be the dumbest, greatest thing I've ever heard.

Huh, I never thought about it like that but now that you mention it, it's pretty funny.

I can totes relate to this. Someone looked at me weirdly on the street the other day, I’m sure it had nothing to do with my “dead babies: the other other white meat” shirt, but now I really get how Spider-Man felt when Toomes dropped a building on him in Homecoming.

Then read the article again because you obviously missed the part where he said it in response to a stupid question.  He’s not “reaching” for anything.

It’s not like he said this in a vacuum as a thing he campaigns on. Some jackass asked what they thought would be a “gotcha” question and he handled it, and did so really well, I think. I can see this being spun as a thing that would happen if he’s elected, but in reality it’s more like “if a bill like this crossed…

Fuckin Corey Booker is trying to paper over how much big pharmaceuticals own his ass and I can’t help but laugh. Dumb fuck picked an election where M4A is a major issue and he’s like “yeah I got a shot” fuuuuuuuuuuck off with that bullshit.

How about they both save us some time & energy and fuck off forever together?

Same here. If they’re both in the primary Sanders has my vote, mainly because he’s going for M4A, but I’d be happy if either one gets the nod.

They got Smaug wrong on the theatrical version of the first Hobbit, but fixed it in time for the DVD.

I watched the episode on tv and then went to the app for an immediate rewatch, and they hadn't put the title on yet so it just said Game Of Thrones 69.  Fuckers stole the name of my sex tape.

I wanted them all to knight each other.  

The show pretty clearly laid it out, so I’m hoping that’s their last narrative dodge out of cliche. People have guessed at every possible ending so the only mystery is how to get there, and I seriously doubt they'll pull an Avengers to do it. 

I'm kinda happy about that.  Ten or so years ago people were doing countdowns to the Olsen twins turning 18 and that shit was really fucking creepy.