According to your only credible headline 9/10 of the people who supported the guy who should be president ended up voting for your loser candidate, but that other 10% are to blame? And you’re still bleating about this two years later.
If you're gonna steal a routine, why steal it from the guy who stole his personality from Bill Hicks? Your whole schtick right now is like already-nuked leftovers re-re-warmed over by being farted on.
Try dipping pieces of garlic bread in Caesar dressing. My garlic bread is way more complicated to make (cream cheese, multiple spices, Parmesan and mozzarella are involved), so it might be less of a great combo depending on your exact recipe but either way it's an insanely good combo.
I love it when garbage people fight.
I rarely roast the paper anymore, I get the cloves out first. Cut the bottoms off just above the woody bit, put the cloves in a symmetrical container, shake it until the paper is off, roast multiple heads in one foil pack with oil and s&p, empty cloves into a Tupperware, add a pinch or two of citric acid for…
Your local butcher shop (standalone, not the counter in the supermarket) should have it for sale. I have a 1lb tub of beef tallow that I keep in the freezer. When I need some, I put the whole block on the frying pan over medium heat until enough is melted, then take the block out and put it right back in the freezer…
If my couch looked like her, I'd fuck it.
They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think. Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care. You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!” You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.
I finally broke down and went to McDonald's the other night just to get fries, your timing pretty much checks out. After about 15 minutes they're only edible if you slather them in ketchup and mayo.
I didn’t say blackface was illegal. I said if he doesn’t resign like he should, then he should be forced out.
Then why did you write it wrong?
It’s his duty to resign over this, neglecting to do so is an impeachable offense. Get him the fuck out.
Kylo Ren killed Han.
Tyrese Gibson is still crying about it, and his tears are delicious.
Why not? It’s not like Paul Walker is doing anything fun with it, might as well just give it up and go with it.