I knew you’d show that.
I think of him as O’Reilly from Oz or The Vulture from Brooklyn 99.
No, he just *was* President.
Brings new meaning to “Anyone but HRC”. Blame anyone but HRC.
Anthony Weiner distracted people from all the cool human things Hillary did like make great Pokemon Go jokes and talk about how awesome Henry Kissinger is.
Shoot 50 Cent? Literally the one thing he’s good at is getting shot and not caring.
Half of Trump’s base fell for pizzagate. Rational my ass.
“mumblingly horfed into life”
For real, I don’t think people who have never dealt with anything like this know what they are talking about. It’s all theoretical to them, as if these aren’t human beings
Kate, this recipe is identical to my Polish grandmothers goulash recipe except for the inclusion of... wait for it... elbow macaroni. It was actually her mother’s recipe, but once they had been living in the Midwest for a while, they started adding random things like noodles (grandma also occasionally added celery for …
God, I absolutely fucking love garlic bread. It’s one of my favorite foods. I’ll eat it with pasta. I’ll use it as sandwich bread for delicious meats (Italian beef, Italian sausage, meatballs). I’ll just eat it by itself.
“And no doubt, garlic bread fans all have their go-tos. Cutting the bread longways. Spreading on mayonnaise and parmesan cheese. Cutting to the chase and going straight for the frozen Texas Toast.”
I saw Lamb and for about 10 seconds had a hope they were going to adapt The Life and Times of Jesus Christ As Told By His Best Friend Biff.
Did he whine to his boss until they all had their commenting privileges revoked?
Sorry, without Tim Daly as Supes, it’s not THE trinity. At least, not in my mind it isn't.
The best way to clean a garlic press is to crush your garlic with the flat side of a chef’s knife and then mince by hand. If you have a lot of garlic, the best way to clean a garlic press is to use a small food processor. The press will be remarkably easy to clean. In fact, you could just put it right back in the…
This is why it has to be Bernie or bust in 2020. Democrats are just as shady as Republicans. I’m only voting for politicians that rich people are scared of like Bernie and AOC.
“Jon Bon Jovi is happy, which is too bad because his band is fucking awful.”