A. Random Asshole
Adamch485
10/9/19
10:10 AM
26

Ugggh how does a bitch get out of the greys?  I’m nice and my mom says I’m cool.  

10/7/19
3:13 PM
6

Wait, WHOSE son got a fancy job that pays a lot per month for which he isn’t qualified...?

10/7/19
2:35 PM
2

god this is so true. MY bad to the family whoop whoop. Stephen miller is a disgusting troll/ghoul who should live under a bridge and scare children for the rest of his undead life

10/7/19
1:01 PM
13

Stephen Miller is what happens when the tail wags the dog and the dog chases its tail, but actually gets its tail — and then promptly shits on its face.

10/7/19
9:40 AM
20

I like Stewart’s. not saying it’s the best and I don’t know how widely available it is but I figure it would make a top 13 since I usually see it at any store with 3 or more brands.

10/4/19
2:05 AM
8

“I’m not good with compliments, especially about... stuff.”

10/3/19
10:35 PM
32

Considering they were able to get Mindy a LOT of cocaine, Jason is probably stoned 420% of the time

10/2/19
1:36 AM
2

I’m at the point that anything they don’t want I have to automatically support until I see how bad it is and then I really want it. It’s this or the wall gentlemen, choose wisely. 

10/2/19
12:32 AM
145

What kills me is there are so many people who identify with the BILLIONAIRES in the billionaires vs. everyone else scenario. They envision the government coming in and taking whatever huge percentage on their $50k/year salary and are suddenly like, OH NO PROTECT THE BILLIONAIRES! What is the quote, they are all Read more

10/1/19
4:05 PM
11

Here is the problem. Woke culture tries to say shit like Booksmart is funny.

10/1/19
4:00 PM
8

Now you are saying stuff that is just not true. Booksmart is awful and has no jokes.

9/30/19
7:03 PM
5

So last week I was at the live show of My Brother, My Brother and Me in Washington, and at the start of the show it was announced that video and audio were prohibited, but photography was not - except no flash photography.

When I went to take a photo during the show the usher told me I was not allowed. I told her I Read more

9/30/19
3:16 PM
24

“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.” Read more

9/30/19
3:10 PM
14

I mean all the puns are funny I guess, but this is still the exact kind of batshit crazy, inexplicable behavior we tolerate from our police in this country. Something definitely needs to change.