Keith Flint is dead, a Rick and Morty lookin-ass Colonel Sanders is the most interesting thing erectile disfunction music has going for it anymore.  Fucking ingrates.

There should be a wiki for it but long story short Bret was leaving WWF but still had a title.  Vince tried to make him drop it to Shawn Michaels and Bret didn't wanna lose his last match in his home country.  Vince said Bret could leave with the title and then conspired with Shawn and the referee to have Shawn pin…

Jeeves, send out the Recon Drones!

I’m a dude so this is just for fun: my guess is they're doing fasten backwards then strap in vs. arms first, fasten last?

Right?!  You take chicken for example. Maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!

It's a taco, because...reasons.

Apparently Marvel asked Kevin for audio from unused takes Stan shot for Mallrats because Stan’s voice was too weak when they shot his cameo.  I found out like a day or two before seeing CM and was a mess when that scene happened.

I would agree with you if Roman Polanski ever had to face justice and he hasn’t. I think RK saw this coming at some point (maybe not the doc specifically but definitely him getting caught), and squirreled away enough money to never need to work again. He’s been doing this for around 25 years. No matter what he says…

It wasn't stolen.  He's taken longer and longer to write the books as time went on so he had to know going in that there was no way in hell he'd finish the series before the show caught up.

two scoops (fuck capitalizing his nickname even at the start of a sentence) would dig McCain up, punch his corpse in the jaw, then break his own hand and go down like a 300 pound sack of shit on legs that can't even navigate stairs.

I realize now that my Bean pic should have a caption reading “how Honey We Shrunk Ourselves should have ended, starring Me as Rick Moranis”

I made my wife take a pic of me flicking the Bean, but since I’m a dude it didn’t work out as a masturbation joke so much as a finger-job joke.  People on Facebook thought it was funny though.

I don’t use tallow as much as I use bacon grease (which I just keep in the fridge). I keep a big container of tallow in the freezer, dump it all in a pan as it’s heating up, melt however much I need, and put the block right back in the freezer.

After the goulash article last week or whenever, I made my ultimate beef stew that included some stuff from making beef bourguignon a few years ago.  I combined that with my recipe for beef gravy by adding soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce.  I find that searing the beef cubes made them a bit tough so I did mine with…

Here’s the actual important question: if Bernie wins the nomination because he’s the only one willing to try for the lofty goal of making us an actual first-world nation, will you vote for him or are you gonna sacrifice your potential quality of life to spite some nebulous “Bernie-bros” who haven’t ever really existed…

I love Rush musically, but I give serious side-eye to anyone who can say they like that band fully.  As a drummer it kills me to say this but fuck Neil Peart and anyone who ever thought Ayn Rand had a sensible idea in her head.

I forgot I was in the black over here so I thought this was just gonna be some shit nobody would read or even see. Sorry about the thread jack AND defending fuckface Northam.  I’m just sick of people pulling the “baby killer” bullshit, especially when using bad faith arguments to make themselves not look like flaming…

You cut out half of his quote in order to bolster a bullshit point about infanticide. Real full quote:

I do pasta at potlucks either by having the potluck at my place or by showing up early and making or at least finishing the dish where the potluck is gonna be. Works out great.  There's been one exception so far where the party was at a spot with no kitchen.