I’ve been doing kind of a thrown-together version of this for years. I never used heavy cream, it used to be more of a lemon/butter/garlic/Parmesan sauce. Nowadays I scale the butter wayyy back and do like a lemon-garlic version of cacio e pepe but with Parmesan instead of Romano.

They probably meant the full kit of stuff one needs to do a tattoo of that size in a place that isn’t a shop. The chair, the machine itself, however much ink was needed, cleaning stuff, extra needles, etc...

The only valid use for eggs is in the garbage. Or in mayonnaise.

So people can sue him into oblivion and make it so he can't buy his way out of criminal charges.

More like Hulk using Loki as a weapon in a fight against a floor.

What do YOU mean “you people”?!

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.  If you're gonna be a pedant at least be right instead of the stupid dick you are.

I did that at a public hearing I was hosting, and by law such meetings had to be recorded (audio only) and made available online. To be fair their last names were Lee and Liu (had to say mr. ______) so it was obviously a slip and nobody really cared but I was fuckin mortified.

She's gonna lose one to Cersei, calling it now.  

She wrote the article in line, she hasn't shit her pants yet.

Your kids are gonna be morbidly obese in a few years. You’re turning junk food into forbidden fruit rather than a convenient thing that’s ok in moderation as long as you eat relatively healthy stuff most of the time.

Now that I think of it the only fast food with friends time I specifically remember, we talked about going to McDonald’s and then didn’t do it. Atkins “burgers” were all the rage at the time and someone in the group wanted to pull the stupid “throw all non-Atkins stuff at the drive thru person” prank, and we decided…

Earth Two has a Gorilla City they sent Grodd to.  He took over and the gorilla army invaded Earth 1.  I forget how it ended but most/all(?) of the gorillas went back more or less willingly I think.

I was fucking mesmerized by him in the Firestarter video. I remember buying the album, blasting it nonstop although I usually skipped track 1 for being repetitive and delaying Breathe. The video for that first track, Smack My Bitch Up, came out a while later and my mom heard about the controversy and was like “you…

He’s a moderately clever guy who’s old as balls (read: has free time) and lives in the area. Profile done.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh... No offense but if I went to Outback and was dumb enough to actually order a steak and they asked how I wanted it the first thing coming out of my mouth is laughter.

I’ll probably soften my stance on beef doneness once I’m out of the home healthcare business but honestly, if the worst part of my day involves an edible but not quite cooked to my liking steak I’m doin pretty well.

NO.

That Arby’s story is fucked up. Why were they weighing trash?

I’ve sent a dish back exactly twice. First was lasagna where at least 1-2 of the pasta layers were as hard as cardboard, over like 2/3 of the piece. Got another piece, which was perfect. Everybody happy.