More like the Bro-lden Globes, amirite?

#notallLeos

It’s not just the current modelizing. It’s a long and recorded history of being an utter misogynistic dickhead.

There is no forgetting the sheer assholery of him and his social circle in NY in the ‘90s and aughts. He’s a pig down to the core.

Ugh. So over her Lizbeth Salander, wannabe-goth thing. She didn’t dress or pose like this until that movie, and they’re not going to make another one (thank gods). Move along.

She’s so gorgeous but the hair and makeup are really aging. I wish she’d stick to a more natural brunette look. The dress is weird, but it might have been passable with darker hair and a strong-lip focused face.

Agreed. Feels very dated to me, and the fabric and color are pure bridal/prom. Hasn’t Anna been through enough??

Is it just me, or does she look like a Nicole Kidman bobblehead?

So gorgeous! This plus Jenna Dewan’s dress - starry night micro trend?

Gaunt people probably shouldn’t contour.

I really like both this dress and Jenna Dewan’s, but, is it just me, or is that almost the exact same dress in different fabrics, from different designers?

Just going to look at Jenna’s dress instead. It has pockets!

Haven’t experienced it in person (thank god) but I lived downstairs from one. Ugh. I want to go upstairs and leave an icepack and advil for his lady visitors.

Isn’t that like a gay right of passage? To date someone with the same first name? It’s like the entry-level version of having a Boyfriend Twin. I’ve lost count of all the same-name pairs I’ve known.

Say what?

Ugh, but yeah I think it’s actually fairly common. I’ve encountered it in the wild as have a few of my friends. I’ve heard it’s some combination of dehydration and not cleaning the pipes enough.

Totally picturing the sex scene with the intern in Trainwreck. I am all for gender non-conformity, but when dudes use whispery, delicate voices in the bedroom, it’s such a turnoff.

Yeah, but why does it have to be so gendered? At least half of the people I know who take these kind of IG shots (including all of the prime foodstagram and fancy-coffee/drink pic offenders) are men. Making it Instragram “husband” rather than “partner” shifts it from criticism of annoying IG trends and curating your…

Aw man, this just summoned up a non-Holiday memory about the time I was visiting my grandparents and stayed over with my “friend” who was in school in the same city so we could “go to a concert.” I went back the next day covered in (accidental, consensual) bruises, then napped for like five hours. Praise Aphrodite it…