And I now feel better about having two up the family tree in the early 1800s, people were keeping the resources in the family, I presume.

First cousins are legal in most places, I think.

I think funeral sex may be almost as common–best way to prove you’re still alive and all.

Whaaaaaaaaa? I’ve managed somehow to never even have had sex under the same roof as my parents (being single and not having stayed with parents while traveling with BFs). Same zip code is close enough, thanks.

Hoping this is just a “pop of color” (as I am SO tired of fashion twits saying) and not some kind of subtle spoiler.

At least I’m not the only one thinking it. Mark Hamill went from annoying brother to chubby slacker dad to...dear god did I really just think that? Never underestimate the power of the beard (and a good personal trainer).

It’s a Luke Skywalker reference (and I hope not a spoiler).

I prefer the term “disaster nudity”

Definitely the best thing I’ve seen from SNL in ages.

So sorry you got telepathically cast in Eli Roth’s sex dream. Inglorious Basterd indeed.

This is perfection!

Really, what more do you need to say? Though now I’m picturing Brian Dennehy starring in the TV movie version of that Rob Ford sex dream upthread.

I now feel totally weird about my crush on Jon Stewart.

I’ve never understood this – the wig is terrible! Orlando Bloom is a douche, but I’ll take his real-life dark-haired scruff any day. Then again, when I was a wee thing just barely old enough to have seen Trainspotting, I was the girl who wanted Renton while all my friends were fantasizing about Sick Boy.

Pretty sure that I have teeth-falling-out dreams, much like dreams where I have trouble talking, when I’m grinding my teeth in my sleep. I only ever have either of them when I’m stressed out. I dreamt the last one the day before I had my first-ever episode of TMJ.

This is correct.

These are hilarious, but reading them does make me feel a tad guilty: my sex dreams are usually either about people I’m attracted to in real life, or total fantasy wish fulfillment (Alexander Skarsgard; two dudes at the same time, etc.) My only regret is that I can’t call them up on command, when they’re good...holy…

Are you sure you are not actually Tina Belcher?

I feel like Luke’s pattern with women is clearly meant to be a defense mechanism–not letting any one woman get too close because he’s not over his pain around his wife, though I get that it mirrors problematic representations. I think that’s undercut, though, by the fact that he shows way more vulnerability and…

Not sure I’d count this, since she gets fridged as a means to advance two white characters’ plots. But what about Hope’s BFF/roommate? And the married woman cheating on her husband with Luke? Or Antoine’s sister (Serena?). Excited that Rosario Dawson will show up! I’m not to the end of the season yet. JJ could…