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Norma had an extremely messed up life way back to her childhood. This does not surprise me. Just another case of evangelicals being just as shitty as I imagine them to be.

She used facts to insult him. No junior-high name calling, no double entendre just pointed out that he is the living, wheezing representation of everyone that should NOT betaking this medication.

You presumably don’t go around pointing at people and calling them things like Miss Piggy, Miss Eating Machine, etc, and haven’t been doing so for years.

and his mother dresses him funny

“...also, he is ugly.”

I think Green’s attitude about the whole thing is really nice. It seems like a genuine sentiment too. But even if you don’t think it’s genuine and that he’s not actually this mature or understanding, at a minimum you have to appreciate that this is a guy who understands that co-parenting is probably easier when one

Right on all counts PLUS his daughter doesn’t look at him like this:

I have never watched Sex in the City and never plan to. I was simply lured in by that picture and have to say: Jesus, Kyle MacLachlan is still fine as hell.

Man think how utterly threatened he must be by Trudeau...tall, smart, competent, handsome, considered only slightly racist rather than full-on, NOT clearly harboring disturbing feelings about his own daughter...I bet Trump woke up with the cold shakes after that photo-op.

I was thinking the same thing.

trump is terrified of stairs. No joke. So the fact that he can’t hold on to a railing means he’s got the death grip on Ivanka, er I mean Melania. He’s an obese old man with a rapidly degenerating mind.

The picture of Melania and Trump looks less like a romantic pair holding hands, and more that she is trying to guide him so that he doesn’t trip. Their eyes are both watchfully on the floor, and he is gripping her hand to an inch of his life. 

WA State just sent a state representative a bill for almost $5,000 because he intentionally spilled olive oil on the steps of the capitol building.

After I got my undergrad degree in English everyone asked me if I was going to become a teacher. I just looked at them and said that was my worst nightmare as I didn’t like kids. Also it’s a hella lot of work and you have to get up early. (My mom was a teacher and was awesome at it but I would literally lose it if I

This asshole deserved everything he got. Yes, not everyone can make it in the music business and teaching is a good way to stay connected to your passion.

Maybe I’m an old, but this is not a prank.

What a fucking prick. Look at those people- they have to wear masks to ride the subway, everyone is stressed out, anxious, scared and many of those riders look to be in an age group where they likely have genuine concern about their health and survival. And this dude comes along with this “prank”. Somebody should have

“There are people out there like me that aren’t able to do the exercise that would be required to make long standing weight loss possible either do to medical reason, medical side effects, living conditions, ect.”

It would also be “shaming” if you consider fat is a pejorative. It’s a statement of fact. He’s fat, full stop.

We accept your criticism, and will say we don’t like fat-shaming either. It would be one thing to write overweight person are horrible people and should lose weight. But the target of this joke is hypocrisy. A person—whose exercise worldview include humans have a finite number of heartbeats and therefore not waste