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Not to mention standing there for what must’ve been four hours while Francisco D’anconia (her ex) gave her a speech...while they’re at a fancy party.

Dagny Taggart let a dude fuck her on top of her fur coat in a goddamn subway tunnel, she would absolUtely fall for this.

Dagney Taggart fell for her own shit AND John Galt’s shit, she would undoubtedly fall for this shit.

Least surprising newly-revealed fact? They’re into Ayn Rand. Of course they are.

Literally while checking to see if my water had broken, the triage nurse asked me if I knew “who the baby daddy was.” The white man holding my hand wasn’t my cab driver. Three months later, a daycare employee handed my husband the wrong baby when he went to pick up our son. He stood there holding the baby because he

At this point in my life I literally cannot count the number of times something like this happened to me or one of my brothers. On no less than three occasions my mother was asked if she was a basketball and/or football coach while at the ER (we broke a lot of bones growing up). She is 5'4" and round. She is not a

The point is that Elon Musk either didn’t know he was dog whistling, in which case he’s severely lacking in his understanding of media history and context for someone who wants to criticize the industry, or he did know he was dog whistling. Either way it was very bad.

I think people call out Drake thinking he’s an easy target, then when he shows up 24-hours later with a response they have to scramble and cobble together a line of defense. Like, Drake may be corny, but he knows he’s corny (or at least I think he has that self-awareness), so when dudes try and clown him on some dumb

4. Drake’s sigh game is vicious. He could teach a masterclass on sighing.”

One of the truer statements ever.

I’m also done with Pusha T. I was really into him but working with Kanye and that tasteless album cover make him seem so pathetic. It’s like he’s accepted that his time is never coming but is still trying to be

I actually mean all of that as a complement. I’m a fan of pettiness. A self-avowed Petty Tendergrass. I think he’s bored because he has no peers. I think many rappers need proper motivation to truly bring out the best in themselves. See Ice Cube and Eminem.

I feel like the outrage over this is extra. Yes, a male centric view of wlw relationships isn’t great, but a lot of wlw go through a period where they’re still discovering their own sexualities, and sometimes it’s viewed through an incorrect lense before they’re able to process their feelings. I can’t get that

I was already typing this comment, but it actually fits as a reply to you.

Check out the argumentative chops on Bartleby the Scrivener over here.

Shit, I’m a natural born citizen with no overdue debts or outstanding arrest warrants or anything and I still never answer my phone.

No, the second part is what’s been incorrectly conflated by a lot of people. The “missing 1,500” is a distinct and different issue than the brand new Trump administration policy of family seperation. The HHS reports where the 1,500 number comes from is about kids who arrived at the border without their parents in

I completely agree, and if you look at my other responses you’ll see that’s a big failure on HHS’s behalf.

While I would definitely not rule out that some of those 1,500 kids have been trafficked (it has absolutely happened before and I’m not trying to diminish that), I absolutely believe that the vast majority of the 1,500 have not been trafficked. If you check the twitter thread I linked elsewhere in this comment

Yeah, she did a way better job explaining things than my exhausted brain did last night :)