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Eyeball In My AcidMartini
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Whatever the truth of this letter may be, given the tone and the timing, it comes across as obnoxiously self-serving. There’s a time and a place for people to stay quiet, and this is it.

I mean, I don’t know the intricacies of the situation, but how on earth are they “continuously misrepresenting [her] brand in public”? She crashed a performance, and they’re saying she...crashed a performance.

Baby Yoda is adorable. Baby Grinch is an abomination, as is much of the live-action Grinch.

Literally nothing on here about Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial starting? Jesus, Jez is seriously collapsing.

She has a bad habit of caping for sex offenders - I’m starting to think she has serious issues.

I know it’s early, but the sheer number of typos here is a bit much.

I knew she was kinda weird and dumb, but now I know she’s a complete dipshit asshole! Thanks, Shailene!

So ever since the update to the website’s look, I can no longer access the recipes archive - I can only see the most recent 4 in a box at the top of the “Recipes” page.

That haircut certainly is...something.

Pretty much every interview I’ve read of hers makes me think she’s kind of an asshole, and not nearly as bright as she thinks she is.

Oh, I know, and it’s been annoying me since about 1989. She’s like my pop-culture embarrassing cousin who keeps showing up to events I didn’t invite her to.

Right?! I was wondering what tf a “shacket” is, and then I was like “oh, it’s a lined work shirt”.

SAME.

I don’t have a problem with her overt sexuality at all - I dislike her approach and tendency to absolutely reek of thirst. She would seem weirdly desperate if she was 25. She also likes to photoshop her face onto the bodies of young women, not credit the photo she stole, and sic her flying monkeys on the young women

Madonna seems less like the icon she should be and more like a thirsty TikTok teen. I enjoy some of her music, but I’ve always found her personality incredibly grating. Plus she likes to whine about people copying her, but she conveniently leaves out all the shit she rips off.

This honestly read like the kind of essay that makes professors pause in grading to open a bottle of wine. Like, it’s kind of a stupid premise trying REALLY HARD to sound deep, and the actual writing is...baffling.

He absolutely did justice to the song - I very slightly prefer the original, but his version is true and powerful, and I desperately want Dolly and Lil Nas X to work together.

As a Colorado native, I can confidently say that I don’t know more than maybe two people who like black licorice. I have serious doubts about this map.

I’ve always wondered where the fuck the tassels were supposed to hang - like, in your armpits?

She has vitiligo, which is not wildly uncommon, and easy to look up.