I think we’ve all accepted that her stylist hates her. There are definitely rumors out there to that effect, but mainly it’s, you know, what we can see right there on television.

Hawt fucking taek.

Yep - I guarantee there’s at least some element of the classic “Black women with boundaries are mean, aggressive, angry bullies” horseshit.

YEP. He’s not an ophthalmologist, he’s an “ophthalmologist”.

Same here, but I definitely think the dialogue was poor at making it clear. The whole sterilization part wasn’t really needed.

Right?! Also, we’re a very small generation compared to Boomers and Millennials, so how, exactly, were we supposed to fix everything?!

Oh, definitely. I look some years younger than I am, and while I use decent skincare and all, frankly it’s just a family thing. When my Grandma got older, her lines just made her look delicate and cheerful.

The lede image really is awful. Poor choices, jez.

Her lines are somehow like gilding.

She legit appears to have had no real work done, not even fillers. She’s avoided the sun, and certainly cares for her skin, but in good photos she has many lines, they’re just somehow exquisite. She likely does get exfoliated, but I don’t think it’s much more than that.

Right?! The lines in her face (which she is very happy with) somehow give her a fine-drawn, exquisite quality. Add to that how incredibly awesome she is as an actor, and I just love her.

Exactly this. Also, the section might be closed because a server was cut, so now another server has to clean and reset an extra table.

There’s no point in explaining it to her, because she is an astoundingly stupid person.

UTAH SAINTS OR GTFO.

This is about 75 times funnier than the actual post.

Probably. Unfortunately it landed with a thud.

Yeah, is this facetious? Just dumb? I utterly fail to understand the point of this article.

That tattoo story - like, if they have a kink, fine! Unless I ask, though, PLEASE do not share with me the details of your sex life. Like, that’s just generally a good rule.

THIS. I was married to someone with debilitating depression for ten damn years, and I could NOT get him to seek the help he needed. He got on disability for it, and basically didn’t try much else, ever. Unless someone is an immediate danger to themselves or others, you can’t make them do shit. Even then, it’s probably…

I absolutely adore him! He’s a huge celebrity crush of mine, as well.