I hope this asshole suddenly became severely lactose intolerant as soon as he got home. Also? I hope he gets a really unsightly rash on his stupid face that never quite goes away, and tends to come back only when he’s about to make another “funny” video.

Also, saying “you look very chic today” follows the main rule of appropriate compliments; you are being complimented in a non-sexual way on something you have control over, which essentially compliments your choices and their results. It’s the difference between “nice ass” and “your hair is awesome!”.

He was fucked as soon as he started literally hiding from his constituents. He’s deeply disliked here.

I am a Coloradan, and Gardner is a spineless shitbag. Like, even conservatives here often dislike him because he stands for literally nothing. Not even bad things. I just about guarantee that he didn’t even think of this on his own, he probably got a hint from his beloved Lord Dampnut or party superiors to do this to…

We can only hope.

Counterpoint: Spam Musubi is fucking delicious.

Right?! When I look at that pic I can feel the pasta sticking to the roof of my mouth. I was able to do better at 10 years old.

That pasta is fucking wretched - has she literally never cooked before?!!

The internalized misogyny I’ve seen from some “progressive” women is fucking horrifying.

Yeah, everything else aside, that description is NOT of a perfect hoodie. It honestly sounds awkward and ugly.

Princess Madeleine is 7th in line, ffs - like, this is not difficult information to find.

The Crown Princess of Sweden’s name is Victoria, not Madeleine.

Oh gods, nonononono.

Fuck off.

Right?! Misogyny, rape, and violence toward women ARE NOT BECAUSE OF FUCKING BLUE BALLS. Getting laid doesn’t magically turn men into nice guys! IT IS NOT SEX WORKERS’ JOBS TO MAGICALLY DEFUSE DANGEROUS MEN. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah, definitely possible. Either way, the burn was an expected outcome from the beginning.

I honestly think that 45 has just started to outlast his usefulness, so Parnas got the okay to burn him. That's an eventuality that they probably planned for, hence the receipts.

Fuck. Yes.

Yep. Being X basically means being continually forgotten. I’m not too bothered by it, though.

There’s a strong belief some of us have that her stylist hates her.