I finally heard some of his new stuff the other day, and it is just so bad. Like, it actually sounds like music that would be in a comedy sketch about bad music.

Blake Shelton still baffles me. Like, he’s not even the Sexiest Divorced Dad at The Potluck in an Akron Suburb.

The biggest issue is TABOR, which has hamstrung any kind of funding for just about everything. People are idiots, so Prop CC was defeated because they thought they were going to lose their entire tax return, instead of the MAYBE $40 that most of them would have actually given up.

a diagram in a textbook, in my case! All I knew before that was that it sucked.  :D

Mine was like that! Thankfully, not quite as aggressively durable, but damn was I glad when it was gone.

Joan Summers is really good at Super Hawt Taeks that are actually stupid and pointlessly cruel. I actually only click on her stories by accident any more.

This is what annoys the shit out of me about people who are banging the “he was murdered” drum. Is it possible? Sure. However, they act like it’s unlikely that he killed himself, which is patently stupid. Criminal sociopathic types commit suicide relatively often after they’re caught, because it is more important for…

Spanfeller looks a LOT like Brett Kavanaugh.

Um, it doesn’t look like the royals are beefing? It’s just a logistical decision about charities.

I was thinking exactly this - it’s biological-function accurate, but has no real emotional or societal baggage. It also allows for clarity in potential future scenarios where a uterus isn’t present. I do understand that some folks might very much want a legal designation of “father” or “mother”, though, so there might…

It’s dumb and bad, but the author will probably try to claim “satire” that we just “don’t get”. Ignoring the fact that if the entire audience “doesn’t get it”, then the author STILL failed.

Joan is honestly a terrible writer. She writes absolute crap Hawt Taekes, then gets mad when 99% of the readers “misunderstand”. Like, your primary fucking job as a writer is to MAKE YOURSELF UNDERSTOOD. If 99% of the readers “don’t get it”, that’s YOUR fault as a writer. I actually have recently started trying to…

The Scottish insult “bawbag” is a huge fave of mine.

Yeah, a lot of these comments are absolute judgmental garbage. If the bride and groom are happy, everyone else should shut right the fuck up and stop projecting their own issues all over this family.

I absolutely love how he adores her out loud. It’s amazing.

The confluence of his snowflakiness with his apparent ignorance of the Streisand effect is my second favorite thing in the news today. The first being Alexis Ohanian’s shirt.

At least Cardi has acknowledged that what she did was wrong, and isn’t still doing it. Nicki is starting to look like she wants to start a Sexual Predator Dream Team.

Nah, Cardi likes progressive politics, and Nicki likes being an apologist for sex offenders.

Fucking Faye Dunaway is not “once-beloved”, she’s been a notoriously awful human the entire time. Like, literally nobody I have ever heard speak about her has had anything good to say about her as a person. She has certainly been well-respected as an actress, but definitely not loved.

I’m fairly certain that there are quite a few middle-aged men known only as “Junior” who can back that up.