HOLY SHIT.

OH MY GOD. THIS IS TIM RYAN’S NEW SLOGAN YOU GUYS

Only in the color palette -the plot is much, much, much weirder.

Right?! He spent ten years getting his neon musical about the emotional and spiritual lives of freakin’ trains onto the stage! It’s amazing.

It’s pretty glorious, mostly because it’s just SO over the top. I really would love to see a neon af CG film version.

I’m so happy he’s going into Emergency Medicine - Black people are underrepresented in a LOT of places, and I feel like Emergency Medicine is probably a really crucial one.

Additionally, quite a few surgeons are, from the get-go, gifted at surgery, but not actually overall particularly intelligent (surgical nurses often have some seriously entertaining/alarming stories). Outside of his surgical skill, he honestly seems like a credulous dumbass.

The sad thing about the Cats oily-CG-fiasco is that it was originally supposed to be a straight-up animated film, and that would have been awesome.

*screaming*

You magnificent bastard. I am literally in pain from laughing so hard.

JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.

She is a genius, and I damn near hyperventilated when word started circulating that she was going to release an album this year.

Jon Hamm, Willem Dafoe, Tom Hiddleston, and Michael Fassbender have all been observed to be well-endowed, and they all manage to sit like normal humans, so I’m definitely going with DJTJ having soul-crushing insecurity.

And, BTW, the “lowest unemployment” bullshit isn’t just bad because it’s still high for us, but it doesn’t reflect real improvement in people’s lives. For the millionth time, it’s not a real improvement, if people are having to seek jobs - and multiple low-paying jobs - just to make ends meet. That is not an…

Just jumping in to say that Aspall’s is absolutely great.

RIGHT??!!! When I saw that, I was like, “uuuhhhhh...people used to lock their mentally ill relatives away in attics or sheds, so I think you’re mischaracterizing this”.

Yeah, every interview I’ve ever seen with him strongly indicates that A-Rod is not a smart man.

For fuck’s sake, Meghan Let-Me-Tell-You-About-My-Dad-Again, when the point you’re making (aside, of course, from “do you know who my dad is? I’m important because of him”) is that the ICE concentration camps AREN’T AS BAD AS THE FUCKING HANOI HILTON, you have achieved a new level of venial stupidity.

Pretty much. It’s one of those things where you either suck it up and fly coach (I bet $1500 would have snagged him an exit row!), or you book another flight.

A quick search on Kayak showed a business-class flight from Dallas to Paris at $3999, so yeah, that guy was justified in turning it down.