I realize this puts me in a serious minority, but I am really, really not a fan of either Chelsea Handler or Jennifer Aniston, and this doesn't help me like either of them better. Weirdly, I kind of want to like them both more than I do, but I find a lot about them both very off-putting.

The dismiss button is a wonderful thing.

I also noticed the plethora of not-grey trolls, and I am utterly nonplussed. I mean, how is this happening?

Right?! Also his facial hair makes me angry. I can't even pinpoint how it's so flawlessly a douchebeard, but Jesus Christ is it awful.

Hahahaha! Weirdly enough, one of my relatively few "OH HELL NO, FOREVER!!!" things is sharing shower space at all, for any reason. I hate sharing shower space with another human, no matter how lust-blinded or in love I am. It's weird, but there it is.

Well, in fairness she did use it on him, so I can understand his reaction. That's just the kind of thing you want to be sure about beforehand. :D

I'm actually fine with my neck or chest, but my face just bothers me (for what it's worth, I also freak out when people mess up my eyebrows)...but yeah, it's all about communication. A friend of mine found out a similar lesson when she "surprised" her boyfriend with a vibrator. They worked it out, but he was pretty…

Nothing wrong with that! I think it's only uncool when people say things like "size does matter! to all women!". Everyone is different, and as long as people don't try to make their preference everyone's preference, it's all good. :)

Hey, if you're a smaller gal with a saggy butt, you're in good company! I give you a quote from Edith Piaf, who was fucking amazing: “I’m ugly. I’m not Venus. I’ve got sagging breasts, a low-slung ass, and little drooping buttocks….But I can still get men.”

Right?! I'm honestly hoping this is all some sort of insane postmodern performance art.

HOLY CATS - is there not one person in that campaign who understands the word "professional'?!

I think that for some people, it is about degradation (like real degradation, as opposed to an agreed-on scenario) and as a result, they've kinda tainted it for a lot of people. Unfortunately what can easily be part of happy fun time for people (or just something they're not into, but not really bothered by) has…

I think that's a totally legit perspective, honestly. Like I said a bit upthread, it's just definitely something a guy should be sure his partner/s are into or at least not bothered by. For people who are off-put by it, it can be unpleasant and jarring enough that surprising them with it is a really terrible idea.…

Yeah, that's definitely something guys MUST ask about before trying it. Some women are okay with it, some women think it's hot, and other women will be very, very angry about it. Me, I am not okay with it, and surprising me with that would not go well.

Oh my god, for a second I thought that the decimal in "5.57" was a dash...as in 5 to 57-inch dicks. I was super-confused and a little horrified.

I would agree on that, but I think it's within the not-dangerous zone, if you know what I mean (with abuse in the danger zone, I support ANYONE blowing the whistle, friends, family, or strangers). I DO hope she has family and friends that would be fully supportive if she does decide to leave, though, and who maybe…

I admit it's a decision I don't get, but yeah...she's not in a dangerous, abusive situation, which is the only time I think it's okay for people outside a marriage to blow a whistle, so to speak. Do I think his skeevy butt deserves to get dumped? Of course...but the people who are being nasty about her decision to…

Elmo here is one very cute example!

Yep! They use them to help severely overweight kitties get in shape...it's easier on their little joints. :) I think they also get used as physical therapy after some surgeries.

I think it's a commentary on doing a photo spread for The New York Post, which is a horrible, horrible rag.