As an ex-porn shop clerk, Candida does give a damn about the pleasure of the women being portrayed, and that is not very common.

OMG, yes...I want to see the hot guy's O-face. I know he's a bit overdone on here, but I do like James Deen's expressions.

Ugh...I mean, weird sexy-talk is fine, but that's not what those guys do. I know he gets a lot of play here, but James Deen is a good example of a porn star who can talk dirty as hell without it killing the mood (as far as chicks go, I adore Jada Fire...girl talks dirty in a very sexy way). I doubt I could ever get to…

I always kinda wondered about that...I'm a het woman, so I guess it's not surprising that those guys are an obnoxious turn-off for me, but frankly I always thought that it would be even worse if I was a straight dude. None of the guys I have ever slept with ever said "that was great, but I really think next time we…

Goldfrapp's dancier music is a decent choice, actually.

Morphine has a lot of awesome sexy music. "You Speak My Language" hits me right in the lizard-brain.

It is actually is a great song to have sex to, although you really never want to suggest that to someone who isn't already your friend.

Yes! Like, I was actually a little irritable after reading it, and now that you mention it, it was in exactly the way I feel kinda irritable after that kind of horror movie!

Hahahahaaa!!

Also Colonel Meow. Never forget Colonel Meow!

I feel like this should be a short film or music video...sadly I make neither films nor music.

Some part of me really hopes they follow a manual, wear specially-modified plate armor, and crank dubstep every time they have sex.

Exactly! A one-night stand with someone you just have a flat-out animal attraction to is something I totally get, even if when you actually sleep with them it's meh or weird...like then at least there was a reason to start the whole thing, you know? This essay seems to be along the lines of "this asshole who was in no…

Yeah, this essay made me feel weirdly irritable just by reading it. Also, your neighbors are robots?!

Same here...I'm not a fan of one-night-stands, but I don't think they're wrong or anything. Having a one-night-stand with someone you appear to not even be attracted to is just bizarro for me. Also, apparently she calls herself a "slut" for sleeping with about 40 guys in about 20 years? Christ, I must be the Queen…

Yes. This exactly. A good kid with good parenting. :)

That was what popped into my head...my best friend rides dressage and hunters (she also has a hyper youngster she's likely going to work with in stadium), and while I myself don't ride, I've been her groom before along with just learning as much about it from her as I can. Riding something like dressage is hard, at…

Aw, Thank you! I just try to treat everyone the way I would like to be treated. I fuck up, for sure, but I always try.

As a service industry veteran, I have to say it always made me sad when I would clarify allergen conditions in the kitchen and have people with celiac be really grateful because so many other servers and managers never bothered to make things like that clear. I mean, normal gratitude is nice, but it shouldn't be an…

Same here...I never thought I would say this, but she seems kinda awesome.