We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

God.

This isn’t how it’s done at all. You start with the trim and then fill in the main areas. I bet she didn’t even thoroughly stir the paint beforehand.

More relevant than ever.

Giuliana is talking selfies with Sarah Hyland. So over the red carpet already.

Also, this is a particularly great social media round up with a lot of great Trump burns.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

I used to think this mentality was generational (I know. Silly me, right?) until I had a couple of old friends I hadn’t seen in years over to the house one night. Grilling, beer, deep conversations about old school video games. You know, the usual. Aaaanyway, the kids were playing in the living room when one of my…

I’LL BE DAMNED IF’N I LET SOME WOMAN CALL ME A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES!

I kind of like it. In that I would have the time of my life with that bat wing capelet and making the light sparkle and dance in the sunlight around me.

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here with this package of tea placed next to my face while I casually hang out in my shoe closet.

Hmmm. You might be onto something here.

While I’m of the opinion that there are a lot of terrible shows out there, “Con Man with Dead Shark Eyes Manipulates Minor Celebs Using the Memory of Their Dead Loved Ones” is right up there at the top, along with “Family of Religious Fundamentalists Who Rate Their Need to Reproduce Higher Than the Health of Their…

Yes I do. Bill cleary has issues with women, but he doesn't hold the majority of the world in scorn and contempt. If Trump doesn't want to fleece you or fuck you, he doesn't give a shit about you.

I did not think I could like any of them less than I like Meghan. The Ole Miss sorority girl is still strong within that one.

I feel like if I were imprisoned, the silver lining of that situation would be that I would no longer be subject to societal pressure to wear a bra. Or adhere to any beauty standard at all. Talk about the sprinkles on a shit sundae :/