My eyes and my brain have the BIGGEST erection right now...

YEAH SOMETHING SOMETHING THANKS OBAMA SOMETHING FREEZE PEACH!!!!11!!!

1) Lindsay: stop trying to make "quiche" happen.

I know I'm going to sound like a picky poopy pants, but I can't stand these exercises. I struggle with body image issues as much as the next person, but I really think we need to start stepping back from the whole "but the media says I'm ugly" thing and try and appreciate our bodies for what they do, rather than how…

I was also 32 at diagnosis and a nurse. I have had 3 surgeries, 8 months of chemo, and likely still will need more surgery since my reconstruction continues to have complications. Implants were the only way to go, or skip recon entirely, and frankly, I no longer have breasts, I have facsimiles on my chest. I have zero…

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

"It's great that, at 50, life can still grab you by the throat and shake you up. And it's even better when you've learned to cope with whatever's thrown at you. So long as it isn't a bedside lamp."

"Look at the lift on Johann Eisenheimer's scrotum! He's going to get a good 50 foot bonus!"

That would be some major wind resistance. Can you imagine the flappage?

If Piers Morgan was actually an ally, he'd learn from his mistake, earnestly apologize, and be more aware in the future. Instead, he's disparaging those he wants us to believe he supports. FAIL

CHANGE APPROVED!

That's my favorite Prince gif, of my favorite Prince outfit of all times. One day, I will have my own assless lacy yellow onesie. She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine!

I never watched The View because I thought that Walters was more of a hinderance to the show than a help; and as this article points out - she's turning into the racist aunt who's not racist because she gave her black maid clothes and a whole week off for christmas.

Sure. Actual footage of Kim entering the classroom that first day of class:

I'm starting to wonder if we've already entered the 'Truman Show' era, where product placement is not-so-subtly embedded in every day life.

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I'm just so happy that the 'before the fold' portion of the cover included 2 black people. Finally. Welcome to the 21st century, Vanity Fair.

Look at the gifs while listening to Boyz II Men. It's perfection.

Can we address the real elephant in the room? The one shaped like three Jewish boys from NY who were doing hip hop and all sorts of neat shit long before Macklemore?