Far be it from me to question the greater plan, or if there is one, but why do dogs have to get old so fast, and rip your heart out of your chest with their dying breath?

Also appreciate the call to get rid of "dubbel blonde" "dirty blonde" "hot strawberry blonde" etc etc etc jokes. Not nearly as offensive as "mouth raper" (seriously, how is that even appealing?) but very, very tiresome. HURR HURR THIS BEER IS LIKE A HOT LAYDEE.

Julia Roberts?

"It was a political ad, it was a funny ad. That anybody would lose employment over what their political leanings are is absurd."

I know I'm going to get shot down for this but - that roadside memorial is a fairly large issue right there. I agree the woman should not have taken things into her own hands, particularly in such a tragically sensitive issue too with the death of a 12 year old boy. However I do understand how people could find this…

Smoky BBQ potato chip residue

Y'all. I had never heard of Dazed and Confused magazine before this. So I thought it was Dated and Confused. I Googled that for eons, and got frustrated because I couldn't find the damn magazine she was on the cover of. I am an amazing disaster.

Who knew that Robin Thicke wasn't her worst decision?

LUPITA FOREVER, Y'ALL.