Yep, i’m with you -- chocolate hamentaschen are, of course, “non-traditional” -- but fuck tradition, they’re delicious.

My family, who spends 90% of our waking hours in the kitchen, misses Mary Ann desperately—even my 15-year-old daughter, Hannah, who never met her.

Confection Merkins

Do you even matzo brie, bro?

I spoke with Tom when I bought our car recently, I shared the OTD price offered by my dealership and his advice? Take the deal. Not a penny charged by Tom, he’s a straight up honest guy. Will definitely use his services in the future.

Fortunately, I only have one show a year and there is a lot of technical discussions and the like when things calm down at the booth. But regardless, I get home and the family is jealous that I got a vacation and I’m just burnt out.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but walking onto stage in front of your investors with a rifle while the Old Yeller theme plays probably isn’t going to sell.

You tip on 115% of the meal for making the server do the extra work of clearing the plate.

Get them to wrap the foil up in a swan.

Funny I do the same, but because of the opposite of your last sentence. I’ve been in plenty of restaurants where the appetizer menu is more interesting than the entree selection, so for the price of one entree I can get 2 or 3 apps and have some variety.

I would imagine health codes, if it isn’t management not wanting people to make ‘trash’ so they can eat it.

Or, as told by a former friend of mine, a server may sneak away with a wholly untouched meal that you left on the table and just scarf it down like a goblin while hiding from management.

I don’t think I could ever bring myself to open it.

I loved BTS when they toured with The Guess Who in the late 1970s.

Wow, this is freaking brilliant. I love peanut sauce. Now I am going to make a ton of PB and J sandwiches just so I can empty the peanut butter. 

write a note in sharpie on the lid!

i am vowing to remember this next time our jar is empty. we just purchased a new jar, so brain, i’m trusting you....

Counterpoint: I think they are fun.

I mean, this is a company that came up with the dead-eyed creepy horror of the King, and the dumb-ass promotion of the ‘Upside down Whopper’ for Stranger Things. Advertising prowess has never seemed to been a strong suit of theirs. I think they peaked promotionally with the idea to give out paper crowns. 

“The new Probiotic Whopper”